Transportation: Look out!

Look out!

By station - 05/05/2009 05:10 - United States

Today, I was walking out of the train station when an old man grabbed me. I started screaming, yelling, "HELP" like a madwoman and tried pushing him away - that's when I saw the golf cart rush past me. He was trying to push me aside from getting run over. Everyone started laughing. FML

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By notgoodwitholdpeople - 23/05/2014 16:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, an old lady fell in the street, and I rushed to help her. As I tried to help her to her feet, she started screaming, "She pushed me! She pushed me!" I froze up in shock, and ended up being chased by some guy who thought I'd attacked her. FML

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By Lii - 24/03/2015 01:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I shouted, "Fuck off!" out of reflex when I felt someone behind me grab my bag and pull it off my shoulder. It turned out to be an elderly man with a walking stick, who was trying to steady himself in a busy crowd. FML

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By Noname - 15/03/2009 03:56 - United States

Today, I ran for the train that was about to leave. I tried to hold the doors open with my leg and got stuck. The conductor just yelled out how unbelievable and ridiculous I was and waited 2 minutes to finally release me. Everyone was laughing at me. FML

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By karmafails - 01/05/2012 16:17 - United Kingdom - Addlestone

Today, I was at the supermarket when I saw an elderly lady slip on a wet patch of floor. I ran over to help, and I almost fell too before steadying myself. Then some pimply cockmunch of a teen decided to kick my legs out from under me and walk away while laughing his balls off. FML

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Pranks for all ages

By atleastshelldiefirst - 13/10/2012 00:18 - United States

Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML

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AITA?

By briscoe - 29/09/2015 02:48 - United States - Minneapolis

Today, I was on the train next to an elderly woman. When I told her it was my stop, she turned her knees towards the aisle, and I, thinking that she was letting me go by, began to edge past. She screamed, "DON'T PUSH ME!" and the whole train turned to look. I was thus the asshole pushing the old lady. FML

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By anon - 05/04/2017 04:00

Today, a guy grabbed my ass at the mall. I whirled around and went to sock him. He ducked and I accidentally hit the elderly woman standing behind him in the face. To say all hell broke loose would be an understatement. FML

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Fore!

By Anonymous - 06/12/2023 12:00 - United States - Cary

Today, while playing golf on a local course, my idiot of a friend decided to push his pushcart down a massive hill towards me. When he realized that I was going to be hit, he screamed for me to move, but it was too late. I collapsed to the ground in pain, all while he chuckled about the situation. FML

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By anonymous - 13/07/2015 09:45 - China - Shanghai

Today, I was yelled at by a bunch of angry people because I couldn't physically move out of the way while 10 more tried to force their way onto a subway in Shanghai. Then one old lady started hitting me with her purse to get me to move even more. FML

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By qwerki4 - 28/10/2015 19:29 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I was coming home from work and saw an old couple overwhelmed by the number of people at the train station. It was peak hour and I decided to help them. As I went up to them, they said, "Get away, go mug someone else". FML

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1Tsk 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 12:25

always trust old people grabbing you

Coffee_Kaioken 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 12:27

For once, I actually love the first comment that was made on a new post.

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trucanadian 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 17:00

Not your fault. He shoudl have told you rather than touch you. Probably did want to feel you up

lazorzpewpew 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 17:22

OP: Take a chill pill

Arian_fml 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 17:23

Thats what you get for thinking that everyone has low enough standards to rape you.

palmtrees 1

Tuesday 5 May 2009 17:29

For everyone saying she shouldn't "flatter herself" by thinking someone wants to rape her: rape (especially stranger rape, as opposed to date rape) is not about being attracted to someone, it's about control/power and violence - so her being attractive or not doesn't even necessarily factor into it. However, the people pointing out that she was in a crowded public place so unlikely to be raped are correct. What did you think he was going to do, OP, throw you down on the floor and accost you in front of a hundred witnesses?

cryssycakesx3 22

Thursday 22 May 2014 4:20

people get stolen out out of crowded places all the time...

Demon_Squirtle 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 17:40

Wait, pushed you away? You said he grabbed you. Unless you used a poor choice of words, you're not a physics major.

Dhamy 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 17:41

Why would you try to push away an -old man- screaming -help-. :/ ...

spoonboy 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 17:43

Like most of you wouldn't start freaking out if some random person suddenly grabbed you out of nowhere. Please.

LilleyWhite 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 17:49

are you teling me that a golf cart wasn't slow enough for that person or you to realize you would collide?

SamuraiDeli 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 17:54

There is a big difference between push and grab. If he DID grab you, then it's kind of understandable. But if he pushed you out of the way then you YDI so hard.