Injury and Kids: Knight

Knight

By Racked - 01/03/2016 18:00 - United States - Corpus Christi

Today, I walked my girlfriend home. As I kissed her goodbye, I heard a high-pitched scream and turned just in time to see her little brother charge head-first into my nuts. All because I kissed her on the cheek. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 17/02/2010 20:44 - United States

Today, I was in school and spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her I broke her nose. FML

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Romantic move

By soomeone - 16/02/2010 19:28 - United States

Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML

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By Dumped - 22/12/2009 07:57 - United States

Today, I was going on a date with my girlfriend. When I took her home, her sister came to the door. I used to date her sister and I didn't know they were related. My girlfriend realized this, then kicked me in the crotch. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/10/2015 09:44 - United States - Atlanta

Today, I leaned over my sleeping girlfriend, kissed her cheek and told her I love her. She punched me in the ear. FML

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By RomanceFail - 02/04/2015 12:51 - United States - Crestwood

Today, I woke up my girlfriend up with a cute kiss. She was apparently having a bad dream and headbutted me. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/02/2015 18:23 - United States - Cheyenne

Today, I was making out with a girl I've liked for a long time. At one point she stopped kissing me and said, "You kiss like my brother". I sat there dumbstruck as she went back to kissing me. FML

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By rhcp007 - 13/06/2017 17:00 - United Kingdom - Potters Bar

Today, I went to drop my little brother off at the nursery. As I walked in, a boy punched me in the dick and ran away. FML

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By bbbkingsey - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

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By gabxoxo03 - 10/06/2011 19:06 - United States

Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML

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By joe - 31/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML

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Welshite 39

Wednesday 2 March 2016 1:23

Exactly which cheek did you kiss? Because that makes all the difference.

BionicIce 9

Wednesday 2 March 2016 1:17

I would have slapped that kid

Comments

GruesomeUrchin7 10

Wednesday 2 March 2016 1:53

U should have punted him

Kukironosuke 16

Wednesday 2 March 2016 3:20

Don't kick the baby! (Ike brovslosfsky voice)

Ruskiy_Cherep 18

Wednesday 2 March 2016 1:54

Been there, nothing I like more than overprotective little brothers... -.-

flyingflies 36

Wednesday 2 March 2016 5:30

Overprotective big brothers? Their threatening and maiming are certainly intentional.

Keyori 7

Wednesday 2 March 2016 2:01

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

XxDanno316xX 27

Wednesday 2 March 2016 3:41

Head butt a guy in the nuts for kissing your sister? Please, don't have kids.. especially a daughter :)

tarlax 11

Wednesday 2 March 2016 4:57

Yeah, I know you think saying that makes you sound cool, 15, but it really just makes you sound stupid. Like those Tumblr idiots who always talk about throat punching people.