Junk in the trunk

By NotSoClean - 21/07/2009 18:53 - United States

Today, I noticed that my very expensive facial cleanser was almost out. I had moved in with my boyfriend recently, and questioned him, telling him "You don't have to use so much to wash your face. That's a $70 bottle." To which he responded, "Oh, that nice-smelling stuff? Yeah, I use that on my junk." FML
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abetterday 4

who the hell spends 70 dollars on one bottle of facial cleanser???

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wut_fml 0

I sure plenty of people will shit on her for spending a lot of money on facial cleanser, but whatever. If she can afford it, then who cares. For people who aren't lucky to have a naturally good complexion, a higher quality product can sometimes make a difference. If she didn't use it and if her FML was about her boyfriend complaining about her acne or whatever, you'd be saying YDI for not taking care of her skin.

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thatwasobvious 0

So its fine to use $70 dollars on facial cleanser. Mmhmm, we suck alright. Not like thats a ridiculous amount to spend on something so near to pointless. Good point.

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Imawhalerider 0

thatwasobvious FTW At least it got to your face - transverse property

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fmyfudginglife 0

you dont even know who i am so i dont think you have the right to say that

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gregthestrange 3

until someone drops docs on you, fucktard

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cherlana32 0

She can spend her money on whatever she wants. Just because you wouldn't doesn't make it stupid.

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lilsongbird 0

Have you ever heard of acne problems? Not everyone's blessed with perfect skin, and common acne solutions don't work for everyone. I spend a lot of money on my facial cleansers too (not $70 worth, but I know people who have it worse.) I'd venture that your jumping to conclusions (calling the facial cleanser "so near to pointless") as confirming the "Boys suck" statement... But I know plenty of guys who know better than to be as closed-minded as you, so I'll just have to reduce that to "YOU suck." I swear, too many people on this site don't even consider there's another side to these stories.

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lizzilla8297 2

so? if you love your boyfriend, then it shouldn't matter. plus, why on earth would you buy $70 face cleanser.

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xleanne_aLly 23

If you loved your boyfriend it shouldn't matter? Bitch, that's a $70 bottle he's wasting on his dick. Hell ya, it matters.

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K3YB0ARDASAURUS 17

Mine cost 260$ but insurance covered it because it is considered a disease

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seb12992 0

Not all boys are bad, but yeah, the one you're dating is a douche.

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glutgyoogle 6

It's not like he knew so he's not really a douche....?

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abetterday 4

who the hell spends 70 dollars on one bottle of facial cleanser???

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Ligerie 0

People who can afford to and enjoy it.

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Para199x 0

who ENJOYS facial cleaner that sounds like one hell of a wierd fetish to me =/

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nazooer 11

Dont know but she's either one of those stuck up beauty queen bitches or a fat chick trying to look hot

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bexox 0

I don't think she meant anyone gets sexual enjoyment of the face wash.

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Vermelle 0

Or she's a nice girl trying to get rid of her acne or other skin problems, and nothing else works. Don't be an ass.

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nco1414 7

Just means his dick smells nice!!!

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daddysgirl8 21

It could be the only thing that clears her acne, or it could be prescription face wash.

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babiebear 0

wow u life sucks and he is a idot cann't he read the botttle

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M13LO 0

YDI for spending $70 on MakeJunkSmellGood cleaner

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123sploosh 0

i dont like you one bit.

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worldjudge 0

oh yeah, he's a keeper

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plexico 3

So, you must get nice-smelling facials.

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Emberlin 0

Why has no one replied to this? It's genius!

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