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He just wants you to smell like her. Nothing weird about that -- until he takes you down to his dungeon/shrine.

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yes, the lotion bottle is haunted. if you use it, 7 days later you die. that does include Holidays, weekends, ect. :D

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I'm pretty sure he wanted OP to smell like his ex wife... Either that or it's some kind of voodoo shit...

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maybe it means a lot to him, if he married her he loved her and if he loved her he's sad she's dead ergo her lotion probably means something

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I think I would prefer the dick in the box... that's just crass. Dead wife's leftover toiletries is macabre, morbid and creepy.

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Hey, a "D*ck in a Box" is a plus. Wish I got one once in a while, all I get is other stuff in a box.

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He just wants you to smell like her. Nothing weird about that -- until he takes you down to his dungeon/shrine.

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Have you been peeking in my basement windows? I didn't think anyone knew about the shrine. (The body lotion has some DMSO and chloral hydrate, so as soon as she puts it on she'll be knocked out. Don't tell..) Just kidding folks!

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Oh yeah, it is weird. OP is not his dead wife, so he should not expect her to smell like her, because then, whenever he smells the odor of the bodylotion, he will think of his dead wife and not of his living girlfriend. And that's not oké. She didn't became his girlfriend to be a living memory to his wife. But maybe we think too much of it, maybe he found that bottle and thought that it was better to gave it to his girlfriend instead of throwing it away. Maybe he's just cheap, dunno.

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He could just want it to be used instead of it sitting there in a cabinet or being thrown out

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#40 Damn you for pointing that out LOL! It DOES look like Ronald. I was disappointed with the anime character myself. They need to bring back the McFry guys.

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Or worse, he starts talking about which sex positions she liked. "Whadya mean you don't want to? My dead wife used to take it up the...."

That's not a big deal at the moment, but if he does other things and tries to turn you into her you should definitely speak up before it goes too far.

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