Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML I agree, your life sucks 31989 I agree, your life sucks 31989 You deserved it 2562 You deserved it 2562 3 1 23 8 By Laura - / Thursday 3 May 2012 07:55 / France
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Today, a guy I have been crushing on since forever finally talked to me. Too bad it happened after an anxiety attack when he carried me from class to the... I agree, your life sucks 15006 I agree, your life sucks 15006 You deserved it 1251 You deserved it 1251 53
Today, I followed my wife out, since she's been acting strangely lately and I was suspicious. She met up with a guy at a restaurant, who she later claimed... I agree, your life sucks 62981 I agree, your life sucks 62981 You deserved it 4794 You deserved it 4794 190
Today, I was set up on a blind date. When I arrived, the person waiting for me was a woman. It appears that my friends have always thought I was a lesbian,... I agree, your life sucks 36792 I agree, your life sucks 36792 You deserved it 3194 You deserved it 3194 121
Today I walked up to my girlfriend and hugged her from behind, except it wasn’t my girlfriend, it wasn’t even a girl, it was a guy. Not only do I now have... I agree, your life sucks 5 I agree, your life sucks 5 You deserved it 7 You deserved it 7
Today I managed to electrocute myself on a plug socket while I was showing a group of trainee electricians how not to electrocute themselves while rewiring... I agree, your life sucks 5 I agree, your life sucks 5 You deserved it 7 You deserved it 7
United Kingdom Today, I woke up to find out that last night I got extremely drunk, dumped my boyfriend of 3 years, bought a female ostrich, named it Frederic, and confessed...
Philippines Today, my mom gave me a severe scolding because I refuse to support my 3 sisters, and support 3 "home-wreckers" instead. They are my daughters, who are...
Today, my 2-year-old learned how to open the fridge lock. I came out of the bathroom to what she called a "scrambled egg breakfast". FML
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