Jesus is my social media manager

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to convert to Christianity. Not because she has a strong relation with God, but because she wants to post Facebook statuses about Him and "get a lot of likes." FML
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sarahlove281 4

You've got to be ******* kidding me. This is where she has her priorities? You seriously need to talk with her.

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protoskore 27

Someone call the pope! The way to renew the dwindling numbers of christians in the western world has finally been found.

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legal371 5

She's wants to convert to Christianity just for likes. On Facebook. Do u know how much crap people like me get for being a Christians? That's just pathetic.

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Hellbound_Alleee 14

I think it's OK, when you're not a Christian, to not capitalize "Him." It could be about anyone. Jim Jones. Benny Hinn. Fred Phelps.

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kristophen 3

Hey I'm a Christian and I think that sounds pretty stupid.

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CrookedCook 14

not to distract from the real issue the OP faces, but the daughter can easily posts statuses about God and get likes without needing to be a Christian. Just like people who try to post political statuses, even when they don't know a lick of basic economics.

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taurusxdee 10

That doesn't even make sense. She should convert to staying in school.

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PMprotege 9

I dont want to live on this planet anymore i have lost faith in all of humanity

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