Jesus is my social media manager

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Saint Paul

Today, my daughter told me that she wanted to convert to Christianity. Not because she has a strong relation with God, but because she wants to post Facebook statuses about Him and "get a lot of likes." FML
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sarahlove281 4

You've got to be ******* kidding me. This is where she has her priorities? You seriously need to talk with her.

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iilovecokee 6

I feel like a dislike buttom would solve a lot of problems on Facebook.

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Ethan223 8

The attention ****** would just disable it.

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reimichele 8

To people who are actually Christians, stuff like this can be boderline offensive.

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ddmeyer5606 9

Striking a child in this instance may be okay..

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gregkingsley 4

Why will girls do almost anything to feel accepted?

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echosaints 5

Facebook is the anti Christ tho...

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carcinoGenecist 0

No, you have to make another Satan page. That'll get you a ton of likes and hate from Christians, it's the opposite for what she's doing. SMOKE METH HAIL SATAN

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ladymichee 10

Teenagers need to pull their head of their ass.

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Bigmoneyshotz 0

OMFG! What us this world coming to!

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