Drunk and Love: It's better than nothing, I suppose

It's better than nothing, I suppose

By thatonekid - 06/05/2009 22:04 - United States

Today, my dad texted me, "I love u." I replied, "I love you too dad... are you drunk?" He answers back, "Of course I am..." My dad only tells me he loves me when he's drunk. FML

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You deserved it 5 178

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By sober - 12/02/2009 02:09 - United States

Today, I got a text message. It said, "I'm so drunk. What you up to, girl?" It was my dad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 79 376

You deserved it 4 325

By rachaaaaeul - 06/08/2010 07:07 - United States

Today, I was texting my boyfriend about yesterday, where he told me how much he loved me, and he wishes we lived closer. I asked him if he really meant it. Turns out he was drunk, and had no idea what he was talking about. FML

I agree, your life sucks 31 065

You deserved it 4 019

By Anonymous - 23/04/2009 13:35 - United States

Today, I sent my boyfriend of three and a half years a text message spilling my heart out, saying I'll love him forever, and how much I appreciate him in my life, that I want to be the mother of his children, etc. His text back to me? "Are you drunk?!?" FML

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You deserved it 67 549

By paige - 01/04/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML

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You deserved it 5 788

By Anonymous - 15/05/2015 23:55 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML

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You deserved it 2 377

By not gay in AL - 11/05/2014 17:57 - United States

Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML

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You deserved it 5 478

Drunk MC

By Anonymous - 11/03/2013 14:03 - Sweden - Sundbyberg

Today, my dad has been hitting the bottle, and will only respond to anything I say in a slurred rap. FML

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You deserved it 3 031

By Illinoisgirl - 14/02/2012 14:29 - Hungary

Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML

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You deserved it 3 049

By Anonymous - 09/03/2015 12:15 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I told my Dad I was an alcoholic and had decided to seek help. His reply, "Don't stop drinking, you are the life of the party, funny and beautiful when you drink." FML

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You deserved it 3 519

By hellbound - 12/07/2013 16:35 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I received a text from my dad, which was borderline-incomprehensible due to an insane amount of text language. I replied, jokingly asked if he had a stroke while writing it. A few seconds after hitting send, I remembered the stroke he suffered last month. FML

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You deserved it 54 870

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Thursday 7 May 2009 2:32

People usually tells the truth when intoxicated.......USUALLY! so don't take it hard.

dammn 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 2:31

awwwww :(

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fely_fml 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 2:35

lmao, sounds like me n my bro but we call each other crying

hhhhyoyoyo 1

Thursday 7 May 2009 2:36

:((

gvschmidt94 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 2:37

Lol that's parent humor :3 Along with his love xD

ThotBoutTheGame 0

Thursday 7 May 2009 2:36

awwuh :( im sorry, that must suck! but therz ppl out ther with worser 'dads' ... like mine... (reader: im not trying to "up-one" the OP, im just saying that their life is better than mine in the dad-department)