It's a trap!

By Ahook1 - 23/08/2010 23:31 - Australia

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Today, I discovered that my infertile girlfriend, who I have been having unprotected sex with for the past two months, is apparently very fertile. FML
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patiencek 0

well let's hope you can be a good parent if it comes to it. Good luck Op.

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arieelxx 0

I agree, because everyone just loves wearing condoms for no reason. if she said she was infertile there is no reason to be wearing a condom unless one of them had an STD. so stfu and don't be such an idiot.

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CrosbyBlows 0

You fell for her "I'm infertile"? Maybe you just have super sperm!

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Veritas411 0

He deserves it for simply accepting her word about her infertility... How many guys have used the "I can't have kids." line to have rubber-free sex... only for the girl to get knocked up... Protection should be used by both sides unless or until you trust them 110% and and are in a relationship that can handle the addition of kids Nothing this side of masturbation and abstinence is 100% effective in preventing a pregnancy -- as long as a male(s) and female(s) engage in genital to genital contact there is a chance that a pregnancy can occur

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boatkicker 4

I don't know..... hysterectomy and oopherectomy are pretty foolproof ways. Can't have a baby without a uterus or ovaries.....

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FmyLinNY 0

*Very* fertile? I think she's having triplets or something.

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ShadowPunkChick 1

YDI. Just because she tells you shes infertile doesn't mean it's true. Just because a dr. says she will never get pregnant doesn't mean he's right. Unless you are willing to have a child or get an std, you should ALWAYS use protection!

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jayemdoubleyou 1

Unless you want a kid or an STD, always wrap your tool!

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Oggle 0

I feel your pain. Me and my boyfriend were in the same boat a few months ago. That's why you always need to wear a condom :)

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LMAO_atLife 8

YDI for not wanting children and still having unprotected sex

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latinangel 0

It can happen where the girl thinks she can't get pregnant. I'm living proof of that. I tied my tubes three years ago and just discovered I'm about seven months pregnant! FML!!!

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RedPillSucks 31

erm... congratulations?

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Elksy 0

That's what my dad's girlfriend said! My baby sister is adorable.

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lawlatyourfml 0

pulling out is an amazing thing my friend. busting inside is nice, but busting on **** is better

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