Intimacy, Kids and Holidays: Incognito IRL

Incognito IRL

By Stressed out mom - 07/03/2018 01:30

Today, my daughter confessed that she’s pregnant from a one-night stand with some guy she met on vacation in Florida a few months ago. The dirtbag never told her his last name and the phone number he gave her was fake. FML

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Better late than never

By why now?! - 12/08/2022 02:00

Today, the guy I had a two-week long fling with and got pregnant by (while on birth control I might add), and who disappeared more than a decade ago after I told him, showed up at my door, demanding shared custody of my daughter. While he is her biological parent, she’s never met him and was terrified. FML

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By cupcakemonsteryu - 08/02/2010 05:21 - France

Today, I found out that the man I met online was a fake Facebook account, made by my daughter and her friends. FML

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One of the guys

By Sabrinna - 14/03/2024 11:00 - United States - Miami

Today, I found out that the girl that my boyfriend considers “one of the guys” isn’t really one of the guys after all. I trusted him to let her stay at his house overnight on several occasions, and to spend alone time with her. She’s pregnant, and the baby is his. FML

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By Richard - 18/10/2017 13:23 - United States

Today, a DNA test proved that my 2-month-old daughter isn't mine. The real father is my girlfriend's husband, whom she married last year when she lied to me about going on a vacation. We've been together for three years and I never knew. FML

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Congratulations!

By Anonymous - 10/11/2023 06:00

Today, I found out my daughter got married and didn’t even bother to tell anyone. She just turned up at a family get together with some random dude and introduced him as the guy she married two weeks ago while drunk. They’re now dating to see if the marriage will work out long term. I can’t even. FML

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You deserved it 135

Sex ed

By Anonymous - 14/01/2022 05:01

Today, despite warning her multiple times, my daughter has gone and got herself pregnant by an idiot who has never held a job for more than 3 months, and once confidently told me the moon landing was a conspiracy. And yes, he scarpered the second he found out she was pregnant. FML

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The truth will out

By Anonymous - 10/06/2021 02:01

Today, after lying to my kid so she doesn’t learn how little her dad cares about her, my current husband, who didn’t know I was doing this, told her everything, such as how the last two times her dad flaked on picking her up was because he was in Vegas gambling, or in jail for hiring hookers. FML

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Three is a magic number

By Jenny - 05/04/2020 23:00

Today, my 15-year-old daughter told me that she's pregnant. To make matters worse, she doesn't know who the father is. She told me not to worry though, because she has it narrowed down to "like, only 3 guys." FML

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By hail - 27/12/2018 20:00

Today, I told my parents I was pregnant but don’t know who the Dad is. My Mom said “that’s alright, I still don’t know who your dad is”. So apparently my father isn’t my real Dad. FML

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His stepdaughter, we hope

By Hetie - 17/10/2021 11:00

Today, my ex-husband got married to my daughter. She’s 18, a high school dropout, and pregnant with his child. She strongly believes she’ll have a bright future with him. FML

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clairecurses 19

Thursday 22 February 2018 19:15

it's not completely his fault...

Mynxie 26

Wednesday 21 February 2018 19:43

How is he dirt bag? Maybe she shouldn't have slept with someone she just met and knew nothing about it. Or was too stupid to even use a condom.

Comments

franniemae 8

Thursday 8 March 2018 19:54

Perfect, she can now find a loving family to raise the child with no interference from a dirt bag. Just a suggestion. No judgment here.

jbuckets_404 38

Thursday 8 March 2018 23:05

Oh, you mean adoption ... or a nonjudgmental mother?

jbuckets_404 38

Thursday 8 March 2018 23:08

To iamchazzi et. al, it's the YDI button since there's no YDDI (3rd person) button available.

jbuckets_404 38

Thursday 8 March 2018 23:22

While RichardPencil does have great comment, not sure I'd use said name that some could mangle into "your-dick-is-pencil-shaped." lol Just saying.... Then again my name ends in "(Error) 404" [actually part of ZIP code] - "brain? not found" - lol - on some topics before googling.

lola94_fml 9

Friday 9 March 2018 2:50

should have been using protection

blink831forever 13

Friday 9 March 2018 15:33

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NirvanaLove 21

Monday 12 March 2018 0:22

that clever son of a bitch

SwordSlashBlade 13

Thursday 15 March 2018 1:05

Him: smart Her: not so much

evilmom75 3

Wednesday 21 March 2018 8:30

you should have taught her not to spread her legs for a random stranger. be happy a baby is all she's got from him. it could be worse. like HIV or the clap

QueenAfrodite 8

Friday 27 July 2018 20:24

That’s kind of how one night stands happen. He’s not a dirt bag. She should have been a lot more careful. But everyone knows when you have sex that you run the risk of getting pregnant. I would even bet the first name he gave was a fake. Hope the baby is healthy. I’m sure he or she will be well loved.