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By aninnocentonlooker - 04/12/2011 05:35 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was driving my drunk best friend and his "new friend" back to his house. Halfway, this new friend started to give him head. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, my friend got drunk. He always pukes when he gets drunk, but I decided to drive him home anyway. He didn't puke the whole ride. We arrived at his house and he got out. Right as I was about to drive away he stumbled back to my car because he forgot his wallet. He grabbed it and puked on me. FML

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By Sam - 03/12/2011 10:03 - United States

Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML

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By bestbfever - 17/05/2017 02:00

Spicy

Today, my drunk boyfriend called me by my best friend's name in bed. FML

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By Inconnu - 18/06/2011 05:13 - France

Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML

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Oh what a night

By EmployeeOfTheMonth - 09/06/2013 23:33 - United States - Montpelier

Today, I attempted to make a good impression amongst new coworkers by volunteering to be the designated driver at my work party. What did that get me? A backseat full of puke and some idiot too drunk to remember where he lived. FML

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By THOMASisMYname - 06/07/2011 17:06 - Canada

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML

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By justafriend - 28/05/2017 00:00

Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML

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You deserved it 365

By Tomaino - 18/08/2019 04:02

Today, my best friend got drunk and told me he's only friends with me because no one else will be friends with him. He then went on to tell me that he wasn't actually that drunk. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/05/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML

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TMI

By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 23:52 - United States

Spicy

Today, I learned that my girlfriend gives good head. I didn't find out by getting one, I found out by my drunk best friend telling me. FML

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aFreedom127 9

Sunday 4 December 2011 12:49

Nothing beats a good BJ.

Enslaved 36

Sunday 4 December 2011 12:59

Did you keep both hands on the wheel?

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sixspades 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 16:51

I would have Sped up and stomped on the brakes :3

rjames0621 3

Sunday 4 December 2011 16:58

That's what I was thinking... Hope it's a female...or an interesting thing to talk about later...

rjames0621 3

Sunday 4 December 2011 16:58

That's what I was thinking... Hope it's a female...or an interesting thing to talk about later...

ressa_1428 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 16:58

Funny!! That's when you say, "god damnit! I told you not to start without me! Horny bitches, I swear. Never care about anything but *******."

ty1992_farmlife 12

Sunday 4 December 2011 20:06

Drunk friends will aways give ya good laugh lol

ArchxAngel 9

Sunday 4 December 2011 16:59

I don't get why you say she/he deserves it. It was either OP drives the drunks home safely, or the drunk guy drives and they get into an accident. OP probably just saved two lives today.

iamyourgod 3

Sunday 4 December 2011 21:09

Are you an idiot? The FML part is he was nice and drove them, but ended up having to sit three feet away from a BJ in his car. Even worse it docent say what sex this new friend is, so this could be even worse.

nickbucci1252 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 17:04

That's hot you should have if you could joined

RedPillSucks 31

Sunday 4 December 2011 20:38

An interesting trick to do while driving.

whorehey623 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 17:08

ii hope this friend wasnt another guy

irritatedone 5

Sunday 4 December 2011 17:18

I wish I was his "new friend"

CoolGuyJones 4

Sunday 4 December 2011 17:53

Good for him (: *thumbs up*

purplemonsterx4 0

Sunday 4 December 2011 18:47

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