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My female friend was in the army on a field training exercise. She had to poop so found a private spot. Just as she was in the middle of #2, a group of Rangers filed past.

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eh dont worry about it dude... we all have our fair share of embaressing encounters as such....like me....got caught changing in my car...i couldn't look that guy in the eye ever again..

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@1 The changing in the car incident has happened to me, too! It is even more embarrassing when the man just stands outside your car window, staring until you drive away.

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Nice try with your pun, but it didn't really work. And to the OP, yeah that sucks now but both of you will have forgotten about it by next week. Try to go further into the woods next time.

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You know, D. King of the Bad Puns. He owns up to it, and he owns the title well. LOL :) at least he tries? sometimes they work out perfectly.

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@ 42 Somehow, the "Soviet Russia" jokes aren't as funny today as the "Russia" jokes were during the Soviet Era. Nowadays, I'm kind of like "So what?"...

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@23 ehhh just like life you win some and lose some but as long as your "up" by the end of the day (take note... now that was a bad pun...) you know you've done well... but seriously I don't plan any of these jokes they just happen:-P @46 lol... are you suggesting men = dogs or just that tree are strangely inviting?

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Why would you go and Pee ... IN A PUBLIC DOGPARK!? Seriouslly dude that's just weird. But hey, on the brightside, school will be fun tommorow. :D

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@55 lmfao hahahaha that was pretty funny aww I forgot what I was gonna say oo yea FucK Russia!!! hehe

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You wanna get peed on by a tree? Come to LA and I'll buy a tree costume and yell things in Russian for you. It'll save you some money.

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@80, did it ever occur to you that some guys prefer their privacy no matter how big they are? PS it's spelled "you're"

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@112 ps: you forgot the : after ps. Don't try to correct someone else, if you can't.. cool guy?

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I knew a guy who peed in the Coca Cola Factory, but his stream got on some wires and he was given a shock of electricity, which turned him into an impotent meatbag. (I bet he won't drink POWERaid again, huh? heehehehe-I am so funny..... laugh dammit!)

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lmao I have no idea wat that whole coke thing was about but ur 'laugh dammit' at the end worked

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Actually, if you would use your brain instead of watching some unscientific entertainment show, you would realize it is possible. Mythbusters even corrected themselves by trying to electrocute someone like that, and succeeding.

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My smart-ass answer is: "Does that look like a police helicopter to you?" But seriously, I mean on combat patrol overseas, where if you steal away to relieve yourself in private, that could be the last time your buddies see you alive.

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#11 Uhm, the OP is a guy and the person who saw him is a girl. ^This happening would be interesting, nonetheless... Ahaha

My female friend was in the army on a field training exercise. She had to poop so found a private spot. Just as she was in the middle of #2, a group of Rangers filed past.

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