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By aninnocentonlooker - 04/12/2011 05:35 - United States

Today, I was driving my drunk best friend and his "new friend" back to his house. Halfway, this new friend started to give him head. FML

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You deserved it 3 903

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2009 01:53 - United States

Today, my friend got drunk. He always pukes when he gets drunk, but I decided to drive him home anyway. He didn't puke the whole ride. We arrived at his house and he got out. Right as I was about to drive away he stumbled back to my car because he forgot his wallet. He grabbed it and puked on me. FML

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You deserved it 6 081

By Sam - 03/12/2011 10:03 - United States

Today, my friend and his girlfriend got in a fight while drunk and he started walking home. While driving around looking for him, I accidentally hit him with my car. FML

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You deserved it 9 617

By bestbfever - 17/05/2017 02:00

Today, my drunk boyfriend called me by my best friend's name in bed. FML

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You deserved it 409

By Inconnu - 18/06/2011 05:13 - France

Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML

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You deserved it 3 857

Oh what a night

By EmployeeOfTheMonth - 09/06/2013 23:33 - United States - Montpelier

Today, I attempted to make a good impression amongst new coworkers by volunteering to be the designated driver at my work party. What did that get me? A backseat full of puke and some idiot too drunk to remember where he lived. FML

I agree, your life sucks 39 458

You deserved it 9 130

By THOMASisMYname - 06/07/2011 17:06 - Canada

Today, I went out drinking with my friends. Being safe as we were a little intoxicated, we took a taxi back. The cab driver was also drunk. FML

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You deserved it 4 609

By justafriend - 28/05/2017 00:00

Today, I went to a bar with a close friend. She got drunk and was feeling sick, so I carried her to my car to take her to her house. Some stranger accused me of drugging her and tackled me with her in my arms. She threw up on me, and he took off running without an apology. FML

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You deserved it 365

By Tomaino - 18/08/2019 04:02

Today, my best friend got drunk and told me he's only friends with me because no one else will be friends with him. He then went on to tell me that he wasn't actually that drunk. FML

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You deserved it 143

By Anonymous - 18/05/2009 06:45 - Canada

Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML

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TMI

By Anonymous - 26/09/2010 23:52 - United States

Today, I learned that my girlfriend gives good head. I didn't find out by getting one, I found out by my drunk best friend telling me. FML

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You deserved it 3 027

aFreedom127 9

Sunday 4 December 2011 12:49

Nothing beats a good BJ.

Enslaved 36

Sunday 4 December 2011 12:59

Did you keep both hands on the wheel?

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n0way07 3

Monday 5 December 2011 0:07

stain33319 0

Monday 5 December 2011 0:14

If its not on video and Youtube YOU SUCK !!! If it is, please ,the link

thebeautybleeds 17

Monday 5 December 2011 0:31

I hope this friend was male.

rainydayz133 6

Monday 5 December 2011 0:33

Ur kidding right?

ilovepink2much 0

Monday 5 December 2011 0:44

You only live once. :-)

fenfen16 5

Monday 5 December 2011 1:02

Handbrake turn?

97chevy 0

Monday 5 December 2011 2:32

Lol why complain? I'm sure he'd let it happen to you if he was driving your drunk ass home lol

lueka 1

Monday 5 December 2011 3:20

I feel your pain

kelis_fml 0

Monday 5 December 2011 3:26

I see my best friend getting head sometimes, saying ayo that's the way bro!

sodapopper 6

Monday 5 December 2011 3:50

Wtf!!!!

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Same thing different taste

Oh what a night

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