Love: I guess not

I guess not

By Nick - 16/03/2009 05:08 - Canada

Today, I was talking to this girl I have dinner with every week. She’s always telling me how she loves me and I do the same. She said, "The way we talk and act around each other, people would think we were dating." My answer was, "Aren't we?" FML

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By Anonymous - 19/06/2020 02:00

Today, I finally went on a date with a girl I've been talking to for 2 years. She is my dream girl, picture perfect and I love her with all my heart. So I asked her, half jokingly, if I was her dream guy. Her reply? "Don't ask me something you don't want to hear the answer of." FML

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By fml7458364838 - 25/06/2009 01:15 - United States

Today, I was texting the girl I am in love with. I was dropping hints about liking someone who I didn't know if they liked me back. Flirting a little. And just when I thought she'd say she liked me too, she said "Don't worry, if you were straight, I would definitely date you!". FML

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By OhJoy - 02/11/2009 05:08 - United States

Today, I got an e-mail from a girl, asking if my boyfriend was indeed my boyfriend. I sent back a gushing message about how much I loved him and how well he treated me. She replied "Yeah, I know. He was supposed to be my boyfriend, too." FML

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By Anonymous - 05/11/2019 16:30

Today, I had another dinner with the girl that I started dating a few weeks ago. During dinner, we talked about our families. We realized that we're actually cousins. FML

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By Noname - 23/01/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML

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By Charon - 09/10/2009 22:11 - United States

Today, I asked a girl I like to homecoming. I brought her to my house beforehand for dinner with my family. My brother asked her whether we were just friends or dating, she shouted, "Just friends!" and then starts flirting with him with me in the room. FML

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By Anon - 13/12/2009 07:36 - United States

Today, the girl I had a crush on for the past few months called me and wanted to tell me something. Excited, I agreed and we went out to dinner. She wanted to tell me she had been secretly seeing 'someone' for the past six months. FML

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By awkwardpaul - 22/11/2013 10:18 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, I sent a group text round to my friends asking if they wanted to hang out sometime. One of my friends thought this was aimed directly at her and confessed her love for me. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/08/2014 15:37 - United States

Today, I talked to a girl I like. I tried to make her jealous by telling her I had a "thing" going with another girl. She looked deeply into my eyes and said, "Wait, aren't you gay?" FML

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By Ih8ungratefulb - 23/04/2023 00:00

Today, I confessed my feelings to the love of my life. She laughed and said, “Nah, you’re like a brother to me, I can’t see you that way.” This after I drained my wallet for her birthday, brought her flowers and comforted her when her dog passed away, and fixed her car every time it broke down. FML

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Jimboom 11

Monday 16 March 2009 16:10

How can you go to dinner every week with this hot girl and not have made some sort of move on her? Because it sounds like these dinners have been going on for a while.

bryan314 0

Monday 16 March 2009 16:17

It sounds to me like she's asking you to formally ask her out. "A weekly dinner" is something I do with a friend. "A date" is something I do with my girlfriend. Ask her out for some other activity some other time of the week and make it CLEAR that it's a date. Sounds less like she's rejecting you/treating you as a friend and more like she's whacking you with a clue by four.

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pedroflorence 0

Monday 16 March 2009 19:22

what did she answer, man?

corbincorbin 0

Tuesday 6 July 2010 8:08

she laughed and said you and your silly ideas

RHK_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 19:25

i think the FML here is that he thought they were dating, and she clearly wasn't on the same page. either way, make the damn move. getting rejected is the worse that could happen. and #19 sexual harrassment charges? he said to kiss the girl, not grab her **** or rape her.

rosiegrewup 0

Monday 16 March 2009 19:52

She was trying to find out if you thought it was dating, you dope! Go buy her some flowers!

idoloveitbaby 0

Monday 16 March 2009 20:13

was i the only one who didn't find this one funny?

b3myxcape 0

Monday 16 March 2009 20:16

friend zone !

factotum 0

Monday 16 March 2009 20:22

You guys go to out to dinner every week and you thought you were dating this girl? I really hope you weren't paying, because that would just make you foolish.

squeaky_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 20:27

I HATE it when guys assume we are "an item" because we've been on several dates. Sex doesn't make it official either. You have to say the words "will you be my girlfriend?" or "do you want to be exclusive?". Until there is a verbal agreement you are NOT a couple.

jayfx 0

Monday 16 March 2009 20:43

Make a move! Good luck :D

Yinzernation87 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:05

i hate how girls send mixed messages! you should just outright tell her you wana be with her and if she declines then forget her

zibby_86 0

Monday 16 March 2009 21:07

Seriously? You guys think she likes him? I'm not so sure! If I liked a guy, and he was slow at making moves... that is definitely not how I would approach it. But I'd so say that to a guy who was hanging out with me all the time at dinners if I WASN'T interested. But if she doesn't like you... how on earth could she not notice you were interested??? That baffles me.