Hint hint

By Lika1712 - 26/08/2014 22:55 - India - Mumbai

Today, while at the bakery, I stood there trying to pick between black forest and dark chocolate. The salesman said kindly, "I've heard dark chocolate helps you lose weight. Yeah, you'd definitely want dark chocolate." FML
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BananaMan844 4

Wow. That baker sounds like a huge douche. Sorry about that, OP.

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blueblu97 16

That's so mean! I would report to their boss if I were you

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worldclassrager 39

Why not both? Dark chocolate is more healthy anyway...

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Marie54321 19

I would have looked him straight in the eye and grabbed the black forest one

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MidnaLink 33

Another one with a casually insulting bastard! I'd walk out right there and give them two middle fingers up.

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MaltWarrior 32

Some people where not meant to be salesmen.

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fullalove 23

There is a difference in being a bad salesman, and bring a complete ass.

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idioticmess 15

he should take everything think else hes 'heard' and shove it up his ass instead of insulting a customer next time.

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WasabiMars 21

If you get two pieces of dark chocolate you'd lose twice the weight! Seriously though, that salesman was a jerk.

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notmyrealname123 16

I hope that you just left without buying anything OP. In fact I hope there was a bakery a crossed the street that you walked over to and spent like 1000 bucks then walked back past the old bakery so this douche could see how much money he talked himself out of earning.

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carabobara 7

op would come back from the other bakery with a box of treats under each arm, chocolate smeared across her face, saying big mistake...huge

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