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By POLYBLOT - / Tuesday 30 June 2009 05:14 / United States
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Wait, you thought shitting your brains out at any point before the 6 hour mark would help you lose weight? Enough to notice? Wow, FYL indeed, because you're an idiot.

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Yes it is. Although taking laxatives ONE time and expecting to lose weight the very same day, shows a severe lack of intelligence. In fact he won't lose any weight at all. He did probably shit his pants though.

Wait, you thought shitting your brains out at any point before the 6 hour mark would help you lose weight? Enough to notice? Wow, FYL indeed, because you're an idiot.

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Why would someone take laxatives in anything BUT a comedy? I've never seen a single action movie where the hero is crapping all over the place

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No, that's normal. He would have known that if he had just read the info that comes with the pills. What is it with people just randomly taking pills without reading what they do? It's stupid and reckless. OP, YDI for being a double idiot: once for thinking you could lose weight by taking a couple of laxatives, and once for not reading the supplied info. Laxatives are unhealthy and dangerous, you know.

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It typically takes around an hour for mine to kick in when I have my colonoscopies. Then again, mine is in a liquid form, so it would take affect quicker.

Maybe you should read the box next time. It usually doesn't happen right away. Also- using laxatives in movies always ends hilariously. YDI.

Hopefully you use that experience as a proof of why that was a very bad idea in the first place. Don't rinse and repeat.

By  lmmmr

Using laxatives to lose weight only works if you use about 5 a day for months on end. Doing so is less healthy than anorexia. You could not deserve it more. Go to the gym and put down the pizza.

wouldn't the instructions on the box or whatever tell you that it takes six hours? YDI for not reading the directions. eat a salad next time.

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