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By whyme - 08/12/2010 06:26

Today, feeling so depressed to the point of having suicidal thoughts, I texted a girl I had a crush on. Her response? "Can you please delete my number, you're getting annoying." FML

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By tbanana95 - 04/11/2009 03:17 - United States

Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML

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By generic_name123 - 09/03/2015 13:55 - United States - Washington

Today, I finally got the girl of my dreams' phone number. After texting her "Hey, is this Stephanie?" I got response saying "Sorry bro, I know how you feel, she did the same thing to me." FML

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Not you

By Anonymous - 15/01/2012 06:24 - United States

Today, this girl I liked made her Facebook status "Nobody texts me anymore, message me numbers?" I commented that I texted her. She deleted it and changed it to "Nobody that I care about texts me anymore, message me numbers?" FML

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By SeeBrendenBurn - 21/11/2009 08:28 - United States

Today, I went to a rock concert and met this amazing girl. We started talking and then swapped cell numbers. Five minutes later, she asks to see my cellphone, so I gave it to her. Once I got home I went to text her and saw that she deleted her number. FML

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By Mark Allan - 25/03/2012 16:06 - United States - Alexandria

Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML

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Depressing

By Anonymous - 16/08/2013 04:24 - United States - Orlando

Today, I received a text saying, "I don't think we should be friends anymore. You're terribly depressing and you make everyone unhappy" followed by, "Oops, wrong person!" and then by, "Sorry, it really is for you". FML

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By Ineverknew - 19/03/2009 16:43 - United States

Today, I texted my girlfriend, saying how I hated my job, I felt trapped, and that I was wasting my time working there. A few minutes later, she answered, "That's how I feel about our relationship." FML

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By Desperate_measures - 16/01/2010 12:22 - Greece

Today, I got a text from my crush. In my clumsy attempt to quickly grab the phone, I knocked it off the kitchen counter and cracked the screen. After driving to my friend's house so I could put my sim card in her phone, I saw that the text said, "Who is this? Stop texting me." FML

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By john - 04/05/2012 19:14 - United Kingdom - Reading

Today, the person I've been sharing my most intimate feelings with finally got bored and let me know I've been texting the wrong number for weeks. FML

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By ZSL - 17/08/2009 21:41 - United States

Today, I finally worked up the nerve to text the girl I've had a crush on to ask her on a date. I got back the reply, "Error message 3265: Number No Longer In Swrvice." Not only can she not spell, when I looked it up, "error 3265" doesn't even exist. FML

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muffinkitty 15

Wednesday 8 December 2010 12:15

op, no matter what you do, don't commit suicide!! I know I'm gonna sound like a preachy school counseler, but don't use a unreturnable act for a temporary problem! please!!!!!

Zmeilerr 22

Wednesday 8 December 2010 12:23

So it's attention seeking if he just wants to talk to someone cause he's about to commit suicide? Shut up. You're making an ass of yourself.

Comments

bmar21 0

Monday 30 May 2011 0:18

chump

AnaBroseki 0

Friday 10 June 2011 0:23

don't. its not worth it over a stupid bitch. think about it..., there's someone beautiful out their that would give up their life for you. just wait for it to come. everyone had their bad days.

Truth_Nazi 0

Saturday 25 June 2011 19:27

117, Therapists usually don't work.

mustasho 0

Monday 11 July 2011 12:30

why the hell did u txt your crush, CALL A THERAPIST!!!!!

donnie111 12

Saturday 30 July 2011 9:24

love is darkness, never ask for comfort. ask FUN STUFF :)

tonnyfong 3

Friday 26 August 2011 11:11

I guess you only message her during your depressing moments? How can one not be irritated by that? Irritant.

hiddenpoet 0

Sunday 27 November 2011 0:56

Feel like that all the time

threeminutesfrom 0

Monday 2 January 2012 6:27

Be a man

kei1108 13

Tuesday 10 January 2012 4:55

Don't give up!!! People care about you! WATCH A CAT VIDEO!!!! (or watch the hilarious piano playing pug. Love it) XD But seriously, life is what you make it. Expand your friendship circle. People will come around. If you are a teen, this crap will be over with before you know it. Just wait. Choose some awesome career, and your life will be amazing!!! Hope this helps!! Kimberly