FML : Today, I took a late-night shower. When I got out afterwards, the bathroom door was ajar, and I could have sworn I heard the faint patter of footsteps...

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Today, I took a late-night shower. When I got out afterwards, the bathroom door was ajar, and I could have sworn I heard the faint patter of footsteps in the kitchen. "It's probably the cat," I told myself. Then I went upstairs and saw my cat asleep on my bed. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Saturday 20 December 2014 14:41 / Australia - Edgecliff

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By Joshery | 14

#6149545 - Saturday 20 December 2014 11:52

Maybe it ran upstairs before you saw it in the bedroom

By MzZombicidal | 36

#6149546 - Saturday 20 December 2014 11:52

Only valid action is to hide under the sheets. Nothing can get you there. :P But seriously, I'd call the cops. You can never be too careful!

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By Despereaux | 15

#6149533 - Saturday 20 December 2014 11:50

Time to call the exorcist.

bringmethesmiles | 18

#6149544 - Saturday 20 December 2014 11:52

no, call Sam and Dean Winchester!

DARKDAY07 | 16

#6149590 - Sunday 21 December 2014 12:27

#4 you are amazing

TheMalygos | 21

#6149594 - Sunday 21 December 2014 12:30

Moving to fuckthatshitville

anonymous100000 | 17

#6149787 - Sunday 21 December 2014 05:00

time to hop on the nope train and move OP!

joeyl2008 | 29

#6149845 - Sunday 21 December 2014 06:02

get the Winchesters on it

Ichiya | 29

#6149930 - Sunday 21 December 2014 08:07

or an exterminator you have a rodent problem.

incoherentrmblr | 21

#6150493 - Sunday 21 December 2014 08:37

*Plays Psycho shower theme music*

Cilg1244 | 17

#6156062 - Sunday 28 December 2015 05:27

Call the Ghostbusters

By sarah5745 | 41

#6149535 - Saturday 20 December 2014 11:50

Call the cops, hopefully it wasn't anything bad..

15Erik | 21

#6149913 - Sunday 21 December 2014 07:32

Since it's Aussieland, it could've been some giant spider...

By addictedtojuice | 8

#6149542 - Saturday 20 December 2014 11:51

I would've pissed myself tbh

Ki11erC | 18

#6150311 - Sunday 21 December 2014 05:44

Laughing at how childish people are?

coried91 | 28

#6150326 - Sunday 21 December 2014 05:57

^ what? I'm trying to figure out how your comment relates to the comment you're responding to.

By Joshery | 14

#6149545 - Saturday 20 December 2014 11:52

Maybe it ran upstairs before you saw it in the bedroom

annarcheer | 19

#6149564 - Sunday 21 December 2014 12:02

that's true. cats are very sneaky!

1R1X0X0 | 9

#6149601 - Sunday 21 December 2014 12:39

Cats usually take their time before getting comfy in a place.. But I hope for Op that it was the cat ..

By MzZombicidal | 36

#6149546 - Saturday 20 December 2014 11:52

Only valid action is to hide under the sheets. Nothing can get you there. :P But seriously, I'd call the cops. You can never be too careful!

IMcPwn | 12

#6156506 - Sunday 28 December 2015 07:07

Obviously yes you can be too careful. If you wear bubble wrap with you everywhere you have something wrong with you.

By DocBastard | 38

#6149550 - Saturday 20 December 2014 11:53

Walk into the light! Straight into the light! No wait...stay away from the light. Yeah, AWAY from the light! Wait wait... Oh fuck, I can't remember.

froggyjade | 16

#6149658 - Sunday 21 December 2014 01:59

That was wierd

Jellybellybeanz | 22

#6149683 - Sunday 21 December 2014 02:38

A DocBastard comment in the negatives??? Amazing!

SHAMUS_the_WITTY | 18

#6149692 - Sunday 21 December 2014 02:51

This is one for the history books.

Allornone | 35

#6149789 - Sunday 21 December 2014 05:01

sometimes great minds are misunderstood

mete_orito | 34

#6149835 - Sunday 21 December 2014 05:56

I think it is away from the light Doc. If you walk into the light, you are dead.

MzZombicidal | 36

#6149929 - Sunday 21 December 2014 07:48

No, no, no. You walk AROUND the light. Duh! :P

Ichiya | 29

#6149931 - Sunday 21 December 2014 08:08

Throw a rock at the light. You are trying to sleep.

derpina72 | 23

#6150864 - Monday 22 December 2014 06:32

In case some people didn't catch it, this is a reference to the movie Poltergeist.

By Kazze | 31

#6149551 - Saturday 20 December 2014 11:53

Maybe it was Santa delivering your presents early.

DorLeon | 14

#6149706 - Sunday 21 December 2014 03:15

santa who opened bathroom door while OP is taking shower? it is a pervert santa then :D

okay17 | 7

#6149862 - Sunday 21 December 2014 06:12

#43, he wanted to see if she was being naughty with herself.

Ichiya | 29

#6149932 - Sunday 21 December 2014 08:09

Santa watches kids sleep...and even watches them bathe. He is a weirdo.

Hesitantalien | 17

#6150799 - Monday 22 December 2014 05:20

Perv/pedo santa geez

By iTzSelverZz | 14

#6149557 - Saturday 20 December 2014 11:56

Maybe the ghost who is haunting your house just went to get mid-night snack

By Dodge4x4Ram | 46

#6149558 - Saturday 20 December 2014 11:57

cold temperatures make wood Crack & make noises, find a logical reason & you'll forget about horror ideas

skyjayq | 10

#6149907 - Sunday 21 December 2014 07:26

I don't think it gets too cold in australia

gallifreyanqueen | 10

#6149922 - Sunday 21 December 2014 07:44

Depending on where in Australia you live it can get quite cold #68, but right now it's summer in those areas.

THswagPLAYA | 1

#7390917 - Wednesday 18 January 2017 04:42

listen to this guy

By natheitz | 23

#6149563 - Sunday 21 December 2014 12:01

I want to know what actually happened next

d123454321b | 14

#6149568 - Sunday 21 December 2014 12:09

Me too, this could make for a great horror story!

tehdarkness | 21

#6149667 - Sunday 21 December 2014 02:16

Ill bet nothing happened. Most likely the door was never completely shut, and the footsteps were imagination.

Branlamb | 14

#6149819 - Sunday 21 December 2014 05:41

I wonder if she survived :o

badluckalex | 23

#6149866 - Sunday 21 December 2014 06:18

paranormal activity 7?

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