Love: Today, the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent... - FML

By Noname - 31/12/2008 18:03 - France

Today, the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay. FML

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By V - 23/07/2010 07:39 - United States

Today, I met the man of my dreams. Beautiful, smart, academic, charming, a true gentlemen, totally my type. I am at a bar voted "the best gay bar in the world". FML

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Been there, done that

By forever alone - 24/02/2023 16:00

Today, I came to the unhappy realization that I’m living such a cliche. I’m completely in love with a totally unavailable man. He’s funny, smart, and drop dead gorgeous. There’s no way I could ever tell him how I truly feel. He’s gay and I’m a woman. We’ll never be more than friends. FML

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Detection

By Anonymous - 07/05/2021 08:01

Today, after falling head over heels for a guy I've been crushing on for the past few months; I discovered that he's gay, dislikes children and I stand absolutely no chance. This isn't even the first time this has happened. I have the worst gaydar. FML

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The real me

By Anonymous - 26/01/2021 19:01 - United Kingdom - London

Today, after three days of dating a boy I liked, he came out as gay on his Instagram. FML

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Ally

By Anonyme - 13/11/2008 02:46 - France

Today, I'm still in love with my ex-boyfriend, who is going out with someone else now. At least I now know that he's gay. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/10/2011 06:58 - United States

Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML

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Unboyfriendable

By Heart.Broken.Yet.Again - 01/08/2022 12:00

Today, after years of crushing on numerous straight guys, I now like a really close friend who is also gay. Too bad, he has already elaborated how perfect I am, but definitely not someone he could like or date. Seems I would have to move on yet again. FML

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By Anonymous1221 - 21/11/2016 07:12

Today, I was told by the guy I've liked for years that he would date me if he was straight. FML

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By noooooooo - 18/03/2013 00:10 - United States - Laurinburg

Today, I was dancing with an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me when he leaned over and said, "If I was straight, I would make you my queen." FML

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Phished

By Anonymous - 28/04/2020 02:00

Today, I found out that I'm completely and utterly head over heels in love with a man who, as it turns out, doesn't actually exist. Thank you, the internet. FML

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huanita 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 16:30

if he's handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent , of course he's gay!

kaplahworm 0

Friday 6 February 2009 3:57

'the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay.' You can get straight men like that 0_o?

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kaplahworm 0

Friday 6 February 2009 3:57

'the incredibly handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent man that I've fallen head over heels like no other for is gay.' You can get straight men like that 0_o?

huanita 0

Saturday 7 February 2009 16:30

if he's handsome, talented, hilarious, and intelligent , of course he's gay!

James64138 26

Friday 28 October 2011 5:47

So true(:

DeadxManxWalking 27

Thursday 1 December 2011 4:56

Not me.

Scratch241 5

Saturday 17 December 2011 23:15

Hey hey, I'm handsome, talented, hilarious and intelligent and I'm not gay! :)

cndrow 0

Monday 9 February 2009 23:09

It's like they say: All the great men are either taken, or gay. Fortunately I already have mine, so nyaaa. =p

xpapercutsx 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 6:06

Wow, I didn't realize that happened to more than one person. I still don't think I'm over him... I looked at him today and my heart melted and I was like, never. =(

Kkkdawg 27

Thursday 31 October 2013 16:05

I am in this exact same situation too :(

jvjanisse 0

Monday 9 March 2009 7:35

dont worry, all gay men are ******, so he wouldn't have lasted. :P j/k

missgil 0

Thursday 19 March 2009 2:14

not all gay men are ******! but it's true that all the good ones are gay or taken. The rest of us have to settle for sucky assholes

retoxified 0

Friday 27 March 2009 16:04

you wouldn't have to settle if you didn't have such an ugly personality.

zebra_pillow 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 0:41

I agree lol shorty personality=bad

sevrok_7 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 7:08

honey...it's what usually happens to men like that. :/

dfarrey 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 15:46

Can I have his number?

emilyaddison1234 0

Monday 25 April 2011 0:23

haha!

Absolute_Zero 0

Thursday 23 April 2009 22:42

OH GOD, DEJA-VU. That happened to me too - I've spent the last two years chasing a closet gay. Now, though I love him dearly, I have to say that he DOES do an excellent job singing and dancing in musicals.

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Today, according to my husband of many years, he was actually planning to ghost me after our boring first date. It was only the fact that I shagged him senseless that night that kept him around long enough for us to actually get to know each other. Hooray for me being a "loose slut" back in 1998. FML

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Today, I confronted my ex-employer about the money he owes me. He'd said he would pay me $3000. He asked me if I had it in writing. I said no. He said, “Well, too bad for you. No leg to stand on.” Then, in a cringey Indian accent, “Thank you, come again!” and slammed the door in my face. FML

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Today, after having lost my phone three days ago, I paid a $150 non-refundable fee to have my phone replaced and mailed to me by Tuesday. A half hour later, I found my original phone. FML

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Today, I'm going cold turkey with my drinking and smoking habits. I'm so irritable, I seriously considered running down an old lady who was taking her damn sweet time crossing the road, then shooting the guy in the car behind me for honking at me like I was holding everyone up. FML

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Today, my boyfriend, who doesn't have a license, backed up my car in a Taco Bell parking lot. Someone else was also backing up and smashed right into my car. If they ask to see the camera footage, they're going to see he was driving and not me. FML

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Today, I stayed in a hotel near the college I was applying for a scholarship. We were eating breakfast and there were some other applicants in the breakfast room. As we walked away, my mother yelled, "My daughter's gonna get this scholarship so there's no reason for you muddafuckas to show up." FML

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Today, I had a hotdog. I thought the skin was a bit tough but ate it anyway. After reading the packaging later I found out that each hotdog has an individual plastic wrapper. I ate plastic. FML

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Today, my boyfriend cooked us a romantic dinner using the oven. The oven he recently hid $3,000 in for safekeeping. We essentially just spent thousands of dollars on a casserole. FML

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