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By Anonymous - 10/10/2011 08:29 - Reserved

Today, I walked in on my flatmate squatting over the bathroom scales, completely naked. When I asked what he was doing, he replied very seriously, "Weighing my testicles… you should try it sometime, if they're too heavy you may have cancer." I'm a girl. FML
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Outsider_77 0

Anyone who weighs his testicles should not be taken seriously.

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Llama_Face89 33

Heh bet the scale didn't even register anything ;)

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shooterbuddy 8

That's a load of balls

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NoNotTheFace 8

"Ok. Thanks for the advice bro. Oh, and make sure you check your breasts for lumps too."

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WaSiSimiLang 8

Actually, that's good advise! Men could get breast cancer too, especially if op's flatemate has moobs (ok I'm kidding about the last part)

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fallingstarsxox 8

Cancer isn't funny :/ I hope he's just an idiot

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Enslaved 36

He couldn't weigh them by the feel in his hands like most guys do?

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RedPillSucks 31

He was waiting for her to do that. You don't think it was a coincidence that the door wasn't locked?

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tj4234 35

you know... I'm not sure this would even work. The early stages of ball cancer wouldn't make much of a difference on those scales. Not unless they were highly sensitive scales. By the time regular scales would pick up the difference, I imagine you'd notice the problem anyway...

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