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By Anonymous - 10/10/2011 08:29 - Reserved

Today, I walked in on my flatmate squatting over the bathroom scales, completely naked. When I asked what he was doing, he replied very seriously, "Weighing my testicles… you should try it sometime, if they're too heavy you may have cancer." I'm a girl. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/10/2023 16:02 - United States - Laramie

Today, I was hanging with my mates when we found an old pregnancy test. Since I’m a guy, we thought it’d be hilarious if I took it. It came out positive, so we were roaring with laughter. That is, until someone looked up why. Turns out, I might have cancer. FML

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By makinascene - 05/02/2009 10:05 - United States

Today, I went to the doctor's office because I was sick. The male nurse led me back and when he weighed me, he said "Why do I get all the beefy girls today?". FML

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By curlyisnogood - 10/01/2011 00:19

Today, I walked in on my roommate flat-ironing his pubic hair. FML

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By ALittleLighter - 14/09/2021 05:00

Today, I finally lost some weight. Unfortunately, that's only because I had a testicle removed due to cancer. FML

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By Mr. Shawzy - 15/01/2009 11:43 - Canada

Today, after taking a shower, I decided to weigh myself. Curious, I peered down. I couldn't see the scale. I am fat. FML

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By Delilah - 01/03/2010 08:53 - Norway

Today, I was at the gym with my boyfriend. He is a bit feminine, but it has never really bothered me. Until I realised I was lifting heavier weights than he was. FML

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By 20lbknockout - 20/10/2009 04:26 - United States

Today, I was exercising, laid on my back, lifting weights over my head. My boyfriend thought it would be funny to casually sit by my feet and suddenly tickle them mercilessly. Caught off guard, I started wiggling, laughed and dropped the weights. On my face. FML

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By xXfloatingshitlogXx - 03/11/2012 16:04 - Norway - Jessheim

Today, my extremely overweight roommate decided to not only be a nudist, but also to get in shape for his new lifestyle. He's been doing naked lunges in our room for the last twenty minutes. FML

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By SOME QUESTIONS DON'T NEED ANSWERS - 29/02/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I came home to my boyfriend weighing a cup of shit on the kitchen scale. After I finished screaming in horror, he said he wanted to know how much his average dump weighed, so he could calculate how many pounds of shit he'd made in his adult life. FML

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TMI

By Anonymous - 29/03/2021 21:59 - United States - Crystal City

Today, my neighbor, who is an elderly woman that I barely know, decided to tell me about how she feels she's lost too much weight and now when she looks at herself naked she thinks her boobs hang and look like bull testicles. FML

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Outsider_77 0

Monday 10 October 2011 16:10

Anyone who weighs his testicles should not be taken seriously.

Jovecove 13

Monday 10 October 2011 17:02

FML Team, I request a WTF button.

Comments

1966mustanggt350 4

Monday 10 October 2011 20:56

sounds exactly like my friend, haha, its kinda funny cuze ur a grl

sshelbyy11 6

Monday 10 October 2011 20:59

Should've knocked

ColorfulSmiles 7

Monday 10 October 2011 21:01

That's interesting. Yet , very weird ._. He's kind of special.

hannahcorrine 0

Monday 10 October 2011 21:05

He's onto something

bubo_fml 10

Monday 10 October 2011 22:59

I pray your not flat mates w/ Buster Gonad!!!

24788 6

Monday 10 October 2011 23:18

Wait isn't this normal? I mean to check your testicles on the scale. Not to look for cancer of course.

icic6772 0

Monday 10 October 2011 23:52

Ha ha ha... Wait what?

RyNo24 4

Monday 10 October 2011 23:59

He's just looking out for your health...

funkthat26 2

Tuesday 11 October 2011 0:08

Trolling at it's finest.

SkardeyKat 3

Tuesday 11 October 2011 0:23

Female testicular cancer is a very serious disease. Lol, what a retard. :p

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