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By Anonymous - 10/10/2011 08:29 - Reserved

Today, I walked in on my flatmate squatting over the bathroom scales, completely naked. When I asked what he was doing, he replied very seriously, "Weighing my testicles… you should try it sometime, if they're too heavy you may have cancer." I'm a girl. FML
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Outsider_77 0

Anyone who weighs his testicles should not be taken seriously.

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cristina0323 0

poor him thts wat i dont like bout this, u start tlking bout ppl for the world to hear.... but i still do it xD

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ScarletBloom 14

Kick his testicles! So that he doesn't have to worry about it because it is gone. But not literally of cause.

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j_cat187 19

I might be tempted to try that. How dose he know you have balls?

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bubo_fml 10

Kick him in the cods, watch 'em swell & say, "weigh 'em again, ya might have cancer!"

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bubo_fml 10

Actually, I prefer a hands on approach...

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Cheylea 10

Does he not realize that you are totally incapable of weighing your balls, considering you're a female?! Anyone who weighs their nut sack is a moron, no question about it.

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Calyx_fml 21

BUT WE'VE GOT THE BIGGEST... BALLS OF THEM ALL!!!!!

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RKD 23

Wow, not only is he stupid, but a douche, too!

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