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By Anonymous - 10/10/2011 08:29 - Reserved

Today, I walked in on my flatmate squatting over the bathroom scales, completely naked. When I asked what he was doing, he replied very seriously, "Weighing my testicles… you should try it sometime, if they're too heavy you may have cancer." I'm a girl. FML
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Outsider_77 0

Anyone who weighs his testicles should not be taken seriously.

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JinxosGirl87 0

He did this in hopes you would walk in on him and see his junk dangling there.

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RedPillSucks 31

You should have told him he was doing it wrong. He needs to use the mammography press. Tell him to make sure they press really hard and put the x-ray machine on high, so things will be revealed in detail.

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darrellyswagg 2

You can't weigh your nuts like that anyway, the weight would depend on how much pressure you squat. And testicular cancer isn't determined by the weight of them

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The_creator_fml 2

Not true, if it was tom green would have made a song about it

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stoneywoney 3

Wait, guys are rooming with girls?

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lamc0885 0

That's messed up on sooo many different levels

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lemon_phat 11

So does he know for sure he doesn't have cancer?!

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DeathBunny218 37

If they share a flat together then they are technically flatmates not roommates

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Boothroid 0

haven't met a bathroom scale my testicles didn't break

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False_Stupidity 41

I feel sorry for you... You must be in so much pain.

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