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By Anonymous - 27/03/2019 06:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, like everyday, I have to ignore the mould in the bathroom, cat shit stuck to the dining room floor, and dirty dishes in the kitchen courtesy of my never-cleaning sister, but today she bitched at me for being gross and unhygenic for double dipping the ice-cream tub, and everyone agreed. FML

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You deserved it 332

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By youredisgusting - 03/10/2014 07:00 - United States - Merced

Today, my roommate yelled at me yet again for using the dishwasher because it's "unsanitary." This is all while a mountain of her dishes were going mouldy in the sink. FML

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You deserved it 2 725

By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 19:02 - United States - Lemont

Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML

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You deserved it 2 453

Your cat, your problem

By Ihatemydissapointmentofasister - 15/06/2021 14:01

Today, on our anniversary, my sister bitched me out and made a passive aggressive Facebook post on our page, all because my fiancé didn't want to clean her cat puke on the floor downstairs when she was literally right next to it. FML

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You deserved it 85

Slob off

By Anonymous - 16/05/2023 12:00

Today, my mother guilted me into going with her to have lunch with my eldest brother. He showed up having obviously not showered, with filthy clothes, and the stench of rotten teeth on his breath. She criticises me for every little thing, but makes excuses for him being a jobless slob for 20 years. FML

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You deserved it 90

By awkwardpineapples - 08/01/2015 03:13 - United States - Birmingham

Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML

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You deserved it 2 625

You BARBARIAN!

By Anonymous - 07/12/2020 10:57

Today, my flatmate was once again passive aggressive and angry at me, despite being sweet and pleasant to everyone else. My crime? Putting a baking tray in the dishwasher without scrubbing it first. FML

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You deserved it 311

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By Kay Kay - 23/05/2020 05:00

Today, while my parents were grocery shopping, I cleaned the kitchen, swept floors, did laundry, and cleaned bathrooms, only to finish right before they got home. After dinner, my dad bitched and complained that I didn't take out the trash and he had no room to throw away his paper plate. FML

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You deserved it 130

By Anonymous - 07/09/2013 11:26 - United States - North Easton

Today, my sister-in-law pooped with the bathroom door open until my husband had to tell her to close it, then she came out with unwashed hands and started rooting through the cookies. This isn't even the most unhygienic thing she's done today. FML

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You deserved it 3 587

So unfair

By Anonymous - 09/02/2015 04:47 - United States - Peoria

Today, my mom asked my siblings and me for help cleaning the kitchen. After working for a half hour while all my siblings sat on the couch, I pointed out that I was the only one working. My mom thanked my siblings for not having attitudes like mine and sent me to my room. FML

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You deserved it 3 206

Quality family time

By Anonymous - 28/03/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, after a long talk with the kids, I finally got all the chores around the house done early so we could have a fun family weekend. My wife decided to be a wet blanket and insisted we needed to deep clean the already clean kitchen. Three arguments later, everyone is sulking, and I'm working in the kitchen alone. FML

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You deserved it 101

metalhead88 9

Tuesday 26 March 2019 20:12

And thats when I would call her out on the mold and cat shit

jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 26 March 2019 23:34

Just tell 'em: my house, my effing rules. Don't like it? Then clean up all your sh*t first and just maybe I WON'T do it again....

Comments

James Acosta 8

Tuesday 26 March 2019 20:04

so what your saying is you are not o ly to lazy to clean yourself, but your fat also.

DKING123456789 16

Wednesday 27 March 2019 7:22

Double dipping makes you fat?

metalhead88 9

Tuesday 26 March 2019 20:12

And thats when I would call her out on the mold and cat shit

pscool 11

Tuesday 26 March 2019 20:41

Who are you George Costanza?!

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 26 March 2019 20:46

Shut up, Timmy.

jbuckets_404 38

Tuesday 26 March 2019 23:34

Just tell 'em: my house, my effing rules. Don't like it? Then clean up all your sh*t first and just maybe I WON'T do it again....

Brightside86 30

Thursday 28 March 2019 4:07

Maybe the mold, shit and dishes are your families way of telling you they don't like you being a double dipper, maybe you're the one who is setting the standard here. Be the change you want to see in the world