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By dafuqdidihear - / Saturday 11 August 2012 06:53 / Canada
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That's when you curry climb through his window, tie him to his bed, leave him there naked and mockingly laugh at him before you "get scared" and leave him there(: If ya know what I mean;D

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You gotta ask yourself.. If she was handcuffed to the bed.. And he ran out and left... How did she get out of the cuffs?..

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Or that the pussy boyfriend lingered around to make sure the coast was cleared and came back to uncuff the OP. Cross your fingers that the parents (or whomever) didn't go into the OP's bedroom.

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I heard it was hard to take a quick glance at the gender symbol on an fml...or at least just freakin see the blue or pink.

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For me, it doesn't matter what gender people are. I'll call anyone dude. And I'd kick someone in the shin if I were to be called "dudette".

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Hey 94, I'm 19 and I still live at home. Times are tough and it's cheaper to live at home, and helps them out since I help with bills. Am I also too young for sex? If I had failed to ask if my gf could come over, for any reason, while they were out, she'd be sneaking out too.

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105- I think the main point was the sneaking in/out, not the living at home. I'm also 19 and living with my dad. But I can invite whoever I want over, whenever I want. As long as I tell him, he doesn't care, because he knows I'm a responsible adult. If you're sneaking people in/out for any reason, there's a problem, and maybe you're not mature enough to be having sex even if you are old enough.

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Wasn't expecting anyone stupid enough to comment "dump him" - the internet proves me wrong again...!

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Fml dictionary: Boyfriend(N): A man that you're in a relationship with until he makes any kind of mistake. If just one thing he does isn't perfect, dump his ass. >As defined by FML commenters

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I hate people who scream "DUMP HIS ASS" because most of people who say that on here don't have a boyfriend or a perfect relationship--but in this case, even Chris "Choke Down" Brown would love to tell OP's boyfriend to kick rocks.

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also, the guy climbed through her window just so they could be together, I think he's worth it. (I wish my boyfriend would do the same!) just because he's easily scared doesn't mean he's a douche. cut him some slack

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So true! Just because he does ONE thing wrong doesn't make him a bad boyfriend. She was probably referring to the whole someone left me naked and now I have to ask for help. I mean yes I would be pissed off but I mean come one everyone take a freaking chill pill!

That's when you curry climb through his window, tie him to his bed, leave him there naked and mockingly laugh at him before you "get scared" and leave him there(: If ya know what I mean;D

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By  Ozuru

Be suspicious anytime a man suggests bondage. Only let men tie you up who you know will untie you when you're finished.

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Or, if you're flexible enough, keep a shiv clenched between your butt cheeks, so that if he does leave, you aren't in an awkward position!

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