Gross night out

By missunlucky - 18/02/2010 00:24 - Czech Republic

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Today, I was at a club with my friends and my friend got really drunk. Later on he came up to me and said he really needed to pee, but he was too drunk to work the zipper, and asked if I could help. When I finally unzipped him, he was so desperate to go he pissed on my face. FML
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dacho 7

You sure it was piss? Maybe you were working the zipper for too long :]

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Nakedsquirrel 5

Apparently you also pulled his underwear down with your teeth.

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pamalahh69 0

just get drunk and pee on their face or just pee on their face. but somone need sto peeing on someone.

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AbOvE_88 0

either that or you can tell R. Kelly to do it

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Rickymonkeypants 0

wait were you on your knees or something? or did he aim up?

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angrynegro7 16

Liquid bling! R. Kelly would have been proud! FYL, OP, FYL.

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aeslehc_ 0

It'd be kind of difficult for a woman to aim to pee on a mans face without obviously trying. So it would be really obvious if she deliberately did that

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aeslehc_ 0

By the way, I was replying to

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xbj209 0

why were you unzipping him on your knees

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srunano 4

#44 Maybe just a natural reaction, she might be used to it lol (jk OP couldn't let it pass up)....and by the way haven't you seen Two and a Half men? Always use the tongs to help unzip..I am not saying you had any nearby but **** it if he is too drunk to pull his oinko bonko out...giggidy...then you should have let him piss his pants...You could even say someone else pissed on him xD

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aeslehc_ 0

Effing ipod app, I meant to say replying to 35.

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