Gross night out

By missunlucky - 18/02/2010 00:24 - Czech Republic

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Today, I was at a club with my friends and my friend got really drunk. Later on he came up to me and said he really needed to pee, but he was too drunk to work the zipper, and asked if I could help. When I finally unzipped him, he was so desperate to go he pissed on my face. FML
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dacho 7

You sure it was piss? Maybe you were working the zipper for too long :]

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Nakedsquirrel 5

Apparently you also pulled his underwear down with your teeth.

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ringmybell_fml 0

kinky and strangely erotic.

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lickmyjock 0

I'll leave the door open for you. Just come on in. Just go up the stairs, turn right and I'm the first door on the left.

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ringmybell_fml 0

i'm already here... i'm always here... come find me.. i'm under your bed, or maybe i'm in your closet, or behind your door, or in your dog's kennel, or baking cookies in your kitchen..

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BikerMike 0

should have let him piss his pants then it would have been a FML on him.

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beatleslove62 0

That had to be an experience. :)

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eur003 0

hahahaha how old are you? pathetic lol anyone realise that no matter how drunk you are you've never had to get someone else to undo your fly? I call BS

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butlerreid 0

why were you so close to his dick that he'd piss on you?

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sucksforyoudude 0

what were you doing with you gave close enough for him to hit you there?

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x_AbyssGazing_x 0

Next time try not to be so desperate to suck his dick, unless your really ugly he MAY let you when you're both sober. But in all seriousness why did your face need to be right by his crotch? I really doubt he was aiming up.

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