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I'm noticing that most, if not ALL of the FMLs innvolving the OP being shitfucked drunk are YDIs

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You do know Freddy Mercury from Queen took it in the pooper, right? Just thought you should know that since you're comparing yourself to them.

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Reyo - are you a homophobe? I bet it tears you up inside that Freddie Mercury was more man than you could ever hope to be in your life. :D

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I don't know but I bet Freddy Murcury got torn up inside.... giggity. btw I love queen!!!

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not only do we let it flop about, we also swing it about so the pee can get everywhere. trust me!

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You spin me right ‘round, baby Right ‘round like a record, baby Right ‘round, ‘round, ‘round, You spin me right ‘round, baby Right ‘round like a record, baby Right ‘round, ‘round, ‘round

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Maybe you were just iPhone first or iPod first. Unfortunately the app delays it. Or maybe you're just a troll.

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It's possible to remember those kind of "Oh shit" moments when you're wasted. I have a friend who can get absolutely hammered, pass out, vomit, and when he wakes up, all he remembers is vomiting. OR, it's possible that the OP a) had someone point it out later on or b) realised his pants were covered in pee and put two and two together.

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