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By eric - 16/03/2011 07:31 - United States

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Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
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X_o_X_ocutie 0

u were talking to your dick, Why?

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zeta24 0

did it say it wanted a trip to PEN ISland?? sry tht was corny

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toelie 26

It said nothing; it just spat him in the face.

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ChinaBabylove69 0

why would guys talk to there penis? but this is not the first time I ever heard of this! I think the real reason why they do it because either they couldn't get it up while it was trying to get some action! or he wanted to release him self and it wouldn't behave! It's not that uncommon ! getting caught by his mother must have been a total shock , for him but his mother not so much I'm sure she understands her son .

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jmmille 0

Was it a verbal communication or physical?

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AEverydayDouche 1

Don´t get what the fuss is all about, it´s a normal "sane test" as long as your penis doesn´t respond your good to go.

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Drigr 9

Today, I walked in on my son talking to his penis. WTF did I raise? FML

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FMLGriff 8

Was it talking back? Little head talking for the big one? I'm thinking you have some social issues...

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Expertfail 0

The best solution here is probably just to not talk to your penis.

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