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By MySummerinEurope - / Friday 25 May 2012 22:59 / Belgium - Brussels
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By  SandiRainbowFish  |  20

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  PlaySpades  |  21

Semen isn't water soluble. My friend had a roommate who kept doing that in the shower or into the toilet and it kept clogging the drain and the toilet. Made for a few really awkward conversations....

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  PlaySpades  |  21

Solid waste breaks up in water. The combination of hair and semen clogs, particularly in filters. I hate that I know all of that but a lot of colleges have issues like this and send notices to their students about clogging and subsequent damage.

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  onlychildFTW  |  33

Are you sure 55? I've never heard of that before. I could understand clogging a shower. You know the hair and stuff mixing. But like in the toilet? How would it clog that? There shouldn't be people washing their hair in their.

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  garrr  |  0

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  pazzi3920  |  1

Actually my university has a sign in the boys bathroom saying something along those lines. They clogged the drains almost two years ago in one of the dorms.

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  stewpididiot  |  11

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  gntfmlingnow  |  12

149, hair tends to clog drains on its own. With that combined with semen, it's a pretty damn good chance. Colleges, real colleges, send out emails saying not to do that fairly often, because their janitors really don't like cleaning loads out of the drain.

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  Daftendirekt1  |  0

You're not very smart are you? Semen Is not water soluble. If left long enough on sheets, it isn't cummin- I mean coming out. On top of that, there are plenty of things that get washed off by water that aren't water soluble. If anything, water turns semen into a sticky solid rather than breaking it up...

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Okay so water actually dilutes semen making it more liquified not a sticky solid also semen will liquify on it's own in a about an hour if it's say left in a specimen container. Not saying it's water soluble but water does dilute it and make it significantly less sticky

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  jtaylor991  |  6

how can a liquid not be water soluble? the only way it could clog a drain is if it sticks to the sides and builds up blocking the path, which obviously would never happen.

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  Xythenol  |  6

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  destinee_95  |  2

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  destinee_95  |  2

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  MrSassypants  |  31

Everyone who thumbed you down meant to thumb you up because your comments are actually awesome. I am sure it is such a huge misunderstanding. We all apolgize. Say you're sorry guys. Whole crowd of people- "We're sorry destinee_95! We didn't mean to hurt your feelings!" And that wasn't just me typing this; it was a lot of people apologizing and me writing down what they said. We also hope to see many comments as fantabulous as yours was destinee_95. Have a wonderful day.

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  destinee_95  |  2

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  DocBastard  |  38

Bebohacker and fuzz97 - Yes it was wrong. This isn't the place to comment on people's profile pics. Vote as you wish, but keep your comments relevant to the story or to other comments. Otherwise some asshole will come along and tell you what fucking imbeciles you are and to keep your fucking pieholes shut. You wouldn't want that, now would you?

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  destinee_95  |  2

I simply posted a comment. It wasn't about anything but the comment and some how it became about my picture. You guys must not have anything else to do but bring people down. I'm not taking the picture down it doesn't show anything inappropriate. This isn't a dating website so I don't really care if you find me attractive or not. Not liking my picture is not a very good reason to dislike my comment, it's not an obligation to like it or not. So if you like it thumbs up and if u truly do not like my comment(not my pic) then thumbs down it.

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  FMLemur  |  4

You used "your" as opposed to "you're" which actually made the sentence make sense. Always hilarious how people seem to have immaculate spelling and grammar if they reply to whoever just slated them for poor grammar.

By  SandiRainbowFish  |  20

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  downtime  |  12

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  saksxalmo  |  20

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  downtime  |  12

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  ImaginaryFoe  |  0

To me, it did sound like masturbation is his only concern. Get out of the room and explore. Rub it out in bed after he falls asleep. Your life sounds pretty sweet and you'll probably not have another experience like this. Stop stressing your semen build-up and take advantage of the opportunity to expand your interests.

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  keenflow  |  2

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  onlychildFTW  |  33

This conversation went completely over 86s head. I think OP wasn't only thinking about "choking the cock" because we only hear like 300 words. He could be out all day then want to come home and release a little away from home anxiety by jerking it. Just because his few words don't sound like he is enjoying himself doesn't mean he isn't. And jerking in your bed with someone else in the room is a bad idea. Can get very loud. Not that I would know. Haha.

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  saksxalmo  |  20

When you compared not having internet to not being able to masturbate, it implied that not having internet was more of a nuisance than a serious problem to you. It's not fair to come back later and change your position. Obviously if you had said outright that not having internet access was a serious problem for you, I would have simply explained that not being able to masturbate is NOT a serious problem, so your comparison of the two is pointless. Similarly, being mugged is a serious problem, not a nuisance. How can you even compare the two? If you go to a new country, full of new and exciting experience that are just as good, if not better than masturbation, or for many people (though you have now clarified that your case is different), internet access and yet still manage to be bothered by these things rather than at the very least distracted by your new environment, you are probably either a perfectionist or very ungrateful. Also, please stop straw manning me. I never said or implied most of what you claim I did...

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  hatesfate  |  6

66 - there are internet cafes nearly everywhere now, so comparing the two is really irrelevant... There are also phones to communicate, and libraries to do research in... You seem a bit too reliant on the internet... Sure it's handy to do all the things you mentioned but you acted as if there are no other options for you.

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  downtime  |  12

171, Not a serious problem to you you mean. Clearly the individual has a high sex drive, just because you could be happy with no sexual outlet doesn't mean everyone else can. Yes being mugged is a serious problem, hence my comment "to what end?". This means, how far into extremes do we have to go before having the right to complain about things kicks in? You seem to think that everyone needs to tick what they say off some criteria you have of what is or isn't acceptable. The very notion of which is quite stupid. You sound a lot like another idiot who used to come on here regularly to complain about people who were able to embrace sexuality. How is someone "ungrateful" for expressing an issue that they have, just because they aren't in their home country? This simply doesn't make sense. If it is an issue for you at home, how is it no longer an issue elsewhere? And what exactly is there to be grateful for? Being accepted to study somewhere that they worked their ass off for and are no doubt paying for financially?

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  ecstacie  |  2

I would be me worried about not getting laid if I was an exchange student in any type of foreign country. I have always had a harder time getting laid at home then over seas.

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  runepop  |  0

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  downtime  |  12

Well it was quite obvious. The phrase is choke the chicken. Choke the cock? He might as well have said MASTURBATE in bold underline italics because that cryptic clue made us think as much as a Michael Bay film.

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  downtime  |  12

27, One day his movies will have their own football type commentary where they have replays in which someone will circle the main character and explain what's going on to the audience. Cos nothing says "Damn, how stupid are you?" like football commentary. "In this scene we see Timmy on the right here *circle* looking over at his love interest Mandy shown on the left *circle*. As the scene continues we see Timmy make his move through the center line *line* and say to Mandy 'I think you're hot'. This suggests that Timmy is really into Mandy, and probably wants to get busy."

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  mischiefkel  |  17

Well she's definitely better at grammar than you. You should have used you're, not your. You should have used than, not then. And apparently you're just too stupid to spell 'either' correctly. Before you call someone else stupid, make sure you're not, in fact, the stupid one. Because in this case, you are.

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  koolkat27  |  13

146- oh no! he didnt use proper grammar or spelling on fml! who gives a fuck? its a damn website, not a college application. take the stick out of your ass.

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146 - Maybe if you weren't such a condescending douchebag, you would realize that her grammar and spelling wasn't top notch either. She also used the wrong form of your, and spelled 'probably' wrong. AND, she failed to punctuate correctly. Got a crush or something? Your favoritism is showing.

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