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By eric - 16/03/2011 07:31 - United States

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Today, my mom caught me talking to my penis. FML
I agree, your life sucks 22 229
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X_o_X_ocutie 0

u were talking to your dick, Why?

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Wheredidgrungego 12

Unexpected and unwanted boners are probably the worst part of being a guy.

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KMilliron 2

And girls spurt out their own decayed tissue out of their sexual organs in the form of blood every month. Being a chick I can't tell you what an unwanted boner is like but I'm willing to bet it's not all that bad. Makes for funny FMLs.

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TheNewGuy03 28

boners -- or like shooting ropes in a pool! ...whoops. |the kid|

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cmunky 0

your dad must do the same, thats why your mom probably just walked away.

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Tara_Catherine 0

wow op, you have no life. if youre talkin to your dick, thats pretty pathetic.

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condog95 0

OP can't get any sex - he must have been trying to cheer it up

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RedPillSucks 31

Mouth to mouth resuscitation

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TheNewGuy03 28

breathe, dick! BREEEEEEEATHE! |the kid|

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underpaid011 0

better than getting busted playing with it.

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aerosmith3312 2

I don't know about that one, it's normal to play with your dick, but what does his mom think when she walks in on him giving his dick the speech from 300? ( in my mind the OP was just getting to the part about not giving up an inch of ground)

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