Gagging for it

By Anonymous - 26/06/2011 21:42 - United States

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Today, I went on a third date with a guy, hoping I'd finally get some action. I got a high five. FML
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flockz 19

a high five where her hand was the ****** and his hand was his dick.

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fthku 13

$50 per session is my type of girl.

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SelenaGomezOffic 0

hahaha that sucks/:

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The_Moustache 6

*hides and waits for this one to get hated on for pretending to be Selena Gomez*

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PageantGirlXOXO 16

Eyy girl how's Justin Doin?! he come out yet?

4 1
stormchaser24 24

wow only your 3rd date. wIt a while atleast. jk. FYL

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smurfsarwales 9

there are better places to use your hands nom nom

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Anchavez2 0

maybe you didnt get any action for a reason

9 1
RyanMacVey 17

aye mate... i dont even wanna know where that boys hands have been

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enonymous 8

I'm sure this was Borat doing this. in his Country this is 2nd base which later will be followed up by bringing in his sister... she is the number 4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan.

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geekometer96 0

maybe he finds you so attractive he was stunned...

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mismonroe 0

Don't act like you don't dream of those dirty possum hands. I know I do.

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GuidoCheese 0

Hmmm, third date and yet this female expects to get some booty. I think calling a hooker would be more suitable in these types of situations.

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