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Gagging for it

By Anonymous - 26/06/2011 21:42 - United States

Spicy

Today, I went on a third date with a guy, hoping I'd finally get some action. I got a high five. FML

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By Sl3vin - 19/01/2010 14:17 - United States

Today, I went on a third date with a guy, hoping that maybe finally I would get some physical interaction. I did. I got a high five. FML

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By BadGuyLuck - 25/02/2012 06:33 - United States

Today, I got asked out for the second time in my life. Since my first date didn't go so well I thought I might have better luck with a different guy. I had to end the date when he confessed it was his destiny to kill his father. FML

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By bootycall:( - 15/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Oxnard

Today, I went on what I thought was my fifth date with a guy. We finally got intimate and it was amazing. As soon as it was over, he said : "Sorry babe, I should get going. I have a date tomorrow and I'd hate to be tired for it." FML

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By Ummm - 03/08/2016 19:45 - United States - Wheaton

Spicy

Today, I was on a second date with a guy. Things got a little handsy and he pulled down his pants to reveal a micro-penis. He then smiled and asked me to be his girlfriend. FML

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By Unlucky - 25/07/2012 13:03 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I went on a fifth date with a guy, and he asked me if we could be boyfriend and girlfriend. Just after I said yes, he pulled out a contract and asked me to sign on the dotted line. FML

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By stupiddddddd - 08/07/2009 07:28 - United Kingdom

Today, I got further with a guy than I've ever before. By that, I mean I got his phone number. FML

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Hanging

By James - 31/07/2011 04:20 - United States

Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML

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Hard no

By unemployable - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2013 17:20 - Ireland - Dublin

Spicy

Today, I went on another date with a guy I've had a crush on for a long time. Afterwards, we went back to my place for the first time and things got heated. While taking my pants off, he recoiled and asked if I thought it was still No Shave November. FML

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Let down

By heartbreakkid21 - 14/05/2009 15:22 - United States

Today, I was on a date with this girl I actually like. The date was going really well and it seemed like it would be a good night. While in the movie theater, I went to hold her hand and instead she gave me a hand shake and said, "You're so funny, I'm so glad we're friends". FML

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flockz 19

Monday 27 June 2011 0:50

a high five where her hand was the ****** and his hand was his dick.

fthku 13

Monday 27 June 2011 1:50

$50 per session is my type of girl.

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Acaprice14 9

Monday 27 June 2011 0:44

This is coming from a guy from Wishanigga Woods, Quitchurbitchin. Stop bitching and wait for sex. If a guy were to post this, many would comment nasty insulting things. Double standards. -_- WOMEN! We love you, but you piss us off.

Meisiekiend 0

Monday 27 June 2011 0:45

Maybe you should realize that this guy is not a jerk like allot of guys and just wants to get in your pants, maybe you need to see that you are being ridiculous and that he could be good for you, and not screw you around? I HATE woman who complain about good guys! Get a grip. if your that horny use a damn vibrator and stop wanting to be a ho'.

sabrinahusic 0

Monday 27 June 2011 0:54

Hmmm I don't think OP is being a hoe. A girl has needs too. :D Looks like this guy might be a virgin lol GO GET HIM!

RyanMacVey 17

Monday 27 June 2011 0:46

its no his hands im dreaming about... ive got other stuff on my mind... have you seen his massive... pen collection OH YEAH !!

poopdayz 6

Monday 27 June 2011 0:47

Just lead him on better =P

saIty 17

Monday 27 June 2011 0:47

Woah, moving a little quick. I didn't get a high five until the 5th date.

Ballzdeepinya 0

Monday 27 June 2011 0:48

Maybe it was his time of the month

tpiper2852 0

Monday 27 June 2011 0:48

he likes taking things slow. there is absolutely nothing wrong in a guy who does that these days.

rhysfucker 24

Monday 27 June 2011 0:53

yeah, there are still slow moving nice guys, but the high-five is not appropriate for a chick that you dig...more for a chick that u dig hanging out with. I moved slow when dating my wife, but first date 'goodnight' was a full contact body hug, not a handshake.

tpiper2852 0

Monday 27 June 2011 0:48

he likes taking things slow. there is absolutely nothing wrong in a guy who does that these days.

rhysfucker 24

Monday 27 June 2011 0:48

wow. say hello to the 'friend zone!'. high fives are for bro's, which apparently you are to mr. special. if things don't get going by the next date, u should move on... good luck, Chiquita.

Metalhead164 1

Monday 27 June 2011 0:51

Well if it makes you feel any better, I bet his hand gets a lot of action..

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