Accident, Relatable and Awkward: Let 'em in

Let 'em in

By knoppad - 13/06/2009 19:46 - United States

Today, I was in my backyard. When I wanted to come back in the house, I tried to open the sliding door. I knew that my brother locked me out so I banged on the door very hard, causing the glass to break. It turns out that the door wasn't locked. FML

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By TheComputerGuy96 - 22/05/2010 07:56 - Italy

Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2016 19:00 - United States - Royersford

Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML

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By ohhhemmgee - 06/09/2012 06:39 - United States - Reno

Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML

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By valene5687 - 27/01/2016 05:20 - United States - Gretna

Today, I was locked out of my house. With no other available option, I decided to try and ninja my way through a window. However, as it turns out, I would make a terrible ninja. I now have a sprained ankle and a broken window. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 10/12/2009 11:47 - United Kingdom

Today, I found myself locked out of my house. I had to squeeze myself through a tiny window around the back. While hanging upside down, my hood fell over my head. My dog ran through to investigate the noise and ravaged me thinking I was a burglar. I then fell and broke my wrist. FML

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By something - 16/02/2019 18:00

Today, I was walking home from school and my stupid brother who comes earlier then me locked the storm door. I ended up trying every other door for 3 hours in below freezing temperature. I was numb everywhere. I rang the bell and my brother opened it. He was home the whole time. FML

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I don't know my strength

By Anonymous - 09/01/2022 06:01 - Australia - Perth

Today, I gave the back door a slight nudge to make sure it was latched shut. Of course, it flew wide open, causing me to smash my face into the doorframe, fall out onto the back porch writhing in pain, and have blood pissing out of my face. FML

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Locked and loaded

By Anonymous - 30/12/2011 03:07 - China

Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/05/2013 17:03 - United States - Norman

Today, my doorknob broke. While trying to impress my dad and show that I can fix things for girls, I somehow managed to lock myself in my room, with the doorknob on the other side of the door. When my dad finally heard my screams, he let me out. He had to take the whole door off. FML

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Break in

By GodDaughter - 20/09/2009 00:08 - United States

Today, I was locked out of my house so I texted my cousin to come over and help me get in. She came over, stood on a chair and lifted me through the smallest unlocked window possible. Sadly, this was my bathroom window and I ended up head-first into my toilet. FML

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slash1396 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 0:02

wow you didnt at least check if the door was open first??? sorry that sucks but still ydi

lmmmr 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 23:59

That wasn't necessary.

Comments

Faz_fml 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 23:56

Idiot... FIRST!

bravesfan112233 0

Thursday 23 September 2010 5:26

did the bologna really rent the estate?

zebraumicornz 6

Friday 2 November 2012 22:55

Why wouldn't you check if it was open first?

lmmmr 0

Saturday 13 June 2009 23:59

That wasn't necessary.

SasuNaru_fml 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 0:00

LOL That's hilarious.

IambecomeRAWR 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 0:00

Well that was stupid....

pkulaga 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 0:01

Siblings suck. You have to outsmart them. YDI

slash1396 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 0:02

wow you didnt at least check if the door was open first??? sorry that sucks but still ydi

randomxtremely 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 0:04

Wow......

xya943 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 0:04

Way to make sure it was locked before you went off and broke it... Idiot... YDI

manoverboard 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 0:06

It's not like they're exactly HARD to slide...

teehee520 0

Sunday 14 June 2009 0:08

It's a SLIDE door. Did you try to push it or pull it or something else really stupid? And couldn't you just go around the front and go through that door?