Love, Health, Food and Diets: Food for thought

Food for thought

By Whatthehell - 18/06/2022 04:00

Today, my girlfriend is mentally unhinged. She had a full on temper tantrum and ranted about healthy eating, and how she’s “fat” and needs to lose 30 pounds, all because I suggested Buffalo Wild Wings for dinner. She stormed out of the house. I later ran into her at a local pizza place, devouring a pizza. FML

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By Eiblake13 - 07/01/2024 03:00 - United States

Today, my girlfriend threw a bitch fit about her clothes not fitting and how she’s “so fat” to the point of storming out of the house when I asked her to please calm down. Just a couple of hours earlier, we'd ordered food and she ordered a salad, then asked to trade my burger and fries with her. FML

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By salad - 28/04/2014 15:38 - United States - North Charleston

Today, I took my girlfriend out for lunch, and I asked her if I could have a bite of her meal. She took it to mean I was calling her fat, and stormed out. FML

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By Jeff - 15/07/2014 20:37 - United States

Today, I went out to lunch with my girlfriend. I asked if she was going to finish her meal, hoping to steal a bite or two. She somehow took this as me calling her fat, threw her drink at me, and stormed off. I just wanted some steak. FML

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Give me a break

By anon - 18/02/2023 06:00

Today, I burned dinner because my girlfriend was yelling for me to help with a trivial problem. To salvage things, I ordered pizza. She spent the rest of the evening moaning that I ruined dinner, that we don't eat healthy, and that I "make us" waste money on food. FML

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Whatthefuckaburger

By r u kidding me? - 09/06/2020 20:00

Today, after my girlfriend continuously whined for hours about a specific burger place, I finally gave in and we drove nearly two hours to get there. Once in line, she looked at the menu, then decided everything had too many calories and wanted to go home. She doesn’t get why I’m pissed. FML

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By Nico711 - 30/03/2019 02:00

Today, my girlfriend and I were out to dinner. She had to use the bathroom, so she went, but the food came while she was in there. She came out, yelling at me for ordering the food to come that exact time, then she broke up with me. FML

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Sharing is caring

By T…… - 15/10/2023 00:02

Today, my girlfriend had a bitch fit because I snatched a couple of her fries for myself. She regularly raids my snacks, takes food off my plate, and has even stolen my work lunches, but a couple of fries is too much to ask. FML

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Foreplay

By Anonymous - 18/12/2022 09:00

Today, my girlfriend bitched that we spend too much money on food, and needed to start cooking to save money. I got home from work and started dinner. Halfway through, my girlfriend sighed and said, "This is taking too long, I'll order pizza." FML

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Pound for pound

By Anonymous - 27/04/2021 14:01

Today, my girlfriend had a huge fight with me because while I'm trying to gain weight and she’s trying to lose some, I’ve still lost more weight than her. Not my fault my body’s natural preference is to drop pounds like they’re hot. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/09/2011 10:14 - China

Today, I was in a restaurant with my fiancée for dinner. I commented that she had some food around her mouth. She responded with a lecture, then by throwing her hot bowl of noodles at me, before stomping out the restaurant. FML

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catalysty 20

Saturday 18 June 2022 5:11

it sounds like she may have an eating disorder and needs help

AzraelAngelus 15

Saturday 18 June 2022 4:59

I suggest breaking up with her and moving on because she isn’t likely to get help

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AzraelAngelus 15

Saturday 18 June 2022 4:59

I suggest breaking up with her and moving on because she isn’t likely to get help

catalysty 20

Saturday 18 June 2022 5:11

it sounds like she may have an eating disorder and needs help

RichardPencil 30

Saturday 18 June 2022 15:43

You think she's fat now, just wait and see what happens if you marry her. Dump her. Your #1 reason? Not sharing the pizza.

Chazzster 28

Saturday 18 June 2022 20:35

Sounds like she isn’t coping very well with her weight issues. It’s a lot easier to blame someone else than to actually take control of your own diet. My wife is on WW and while on that program you can technically eat anything, food points now means less food points later. I have figured out the kinds of foods she feels comfortable having at a restaurant and instead of suggesting a single specific restaurant I give her a choice of 2 or 3 that I am interested in and I think she would eat at. I have also always insisted that she place her own order (nothing to do with who pays) so I’m at no risk of becoming part of the drama… Don’t try to either fix or actively sabotage girlfriend’s eating issues. Either accept her as she is or move on if she’s not worth the drama. And by the way, a person with an eating problem will most likely slowly but very steadily pack on the pounds once they feel they no longer have to be part of the dating situation - That applies to men and women.