Food for thought

By datgurllllukno - 15/10/2014 06:26 - United States

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I discovered that I climax sooner if I think about pretzels. Yes, pretzels. The food product. I'll never be able to eat them again. FML
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drayloon 50

Don't get all twisted out of shape over it

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kk33 4

These pretzels are makin' me...Oh!

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Sklinetobe88 11

What ever makes you happy. Just enjoy your new found fetish ☺

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nialls_girl 13

Why would that make pretzels a bad thing?

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Seashells77 25

Hey at least you know what works for you. That's definitely not the weirdest thing I've ever heard of.

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datgurllllukno 9

Still haven't eaten pretzels...or had sex again. I've officially weirded myself out to the point of depression.

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timakramer 14

Well that actually makes sense. My guess is that your brain really really wanted some god damn pretzels at that moment and so the thought of pretzels gave your brain some of those pleasure juices. Mix sex with that and viola! AWESOMENESS!!!

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