Food for thought

By datgurllllukno - 15/10/2014 06:26 - United States

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I discovered that I climax sooner if I think about pretzels. Yes, pretzels. The food product. I'll never be able to eat them again. FML
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drayloon 50

Don't get all twisted out of shape over it

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zRatio 6

Just date a guy with the last name of pretzels.

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demonfacee 14

Think about your boyfriend eating pretzels.

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Lagalette 19

Maybe it's because it helps you not thinking too much about having that ****** ?

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Coolaidegirl 18

You know, if you wanna get really kinky, you should try chocolate covered pretzels

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grumblebum 16

Today I was shopping and saw a pretzel shop, thought "ooh pretzels" then remembered this post, I may never be able to eat pretzels again. FML

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