Food for thought

By datgurllllukno - 15/10/2014 06:26 - United States

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I discovered that I climax sooner if I think about pretzels. Yes, pretzels. The food product. I'll never be able to eat them again. FML
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drayloon 50

Don't get all twisted out of shape over it

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Steve95401 49

Maybe it's thinking about Auntie Anne that's getting you off.

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bigmike25 11

I love Auntie Anne!

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homesuckfucker 28

Don't give up on something you love because it gives you an ******. That's the opposite of what you should do.

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weveallbeenthere 30

you should eat them all the time and think about your boyfriend while eating them.

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jesse98 7

Hahaha, you should make him dress like a pretzel

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salvorican 24

So... If you're alone and eating pretzels... Is that your way of masturbating?

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