Food for thought

By datgurllllukno - 15/10/2014 06:26 - United States

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Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I discovered that I climax sooner if I think about pretzels. Yes, pretzels. The food product. I'll never be able to eat them again. FML
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drayloon 50

Don't get all twisted out of shape over it

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Chandraraj12 0

So those pretzels were making you thirsty?

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nitrog100 21

You shouldn't worry about it. If it helps you get off, pretzel away. Most guys will tell you, "I can work with that".

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marysevere 4

That is weird. Wait, which shape of pretzels, the twisty kind, rods, sticks... actually, they all would be weird.

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DoubleDosexo 12

I've never actually "climaxed". at least, you know what gets you there, quickly and slowly.

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Canis_Lupus 4

How did you even discover such a thing... Is he that bad?

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allplayedout 20

Why wouldn't that make you want to eat them more?

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animalxcrackers 20

it's probably not thinking about pretzels that's helping you, it's not thinking about your ****** that's helping you. if you're concentrating on climaxing, you're not focused on the sensations. a watched pot never boils.

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