Fair enough

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Dallas

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Today, my long-term boyfriend insisted on me going down on him. When I asked what he would do in return, he said, "I was thinking McDonald's." FML
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Top comments

SkoomaKi 27

If you like McDonald's, then I see no problem. Or you could do a 69, you would both get something at the same time. Its a win win either option!

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robz0rz 0

Doesn't quite sound like a win-win situation.

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cowboyup92 3

He had to be joking!!! It's actually funny

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unknown_user5566 26

I'm guessing he wasn't joking. If he was, I reckon this wouldn't have been an "FML" moment.

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jweezy89 4

Or he was joking and op is an idiot. Just because it ends up on FML doesn't mean the boyfriend wasn't joking.

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yourmurderscenex 13

McDonald's? I say yes. But in all seriousness, the chances of it going further is always a big possibility.

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Enslaved 36

This is the reason I live at: 68 u o me 1st. Fair is fair!

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DocBastard 38

Sounds like a fair bargain to me - this way you both get a Big Mac. With special sauce.

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TheUnholyApple 6

Hey... This mayo looks weird...

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unknown_user5566 26

Now that I'm married, my husband thinks that blow jobs are part of my wifely duty. He's probably right, but getting something in return would be nice. Take the free food while you can! ;)

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dominic1221 6

You sound perfect for each other. The douche and the doormat.

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unknown_user5566 26

That's a bit harsh, don't you think? I don't go around calling you rude names for no reason. My husband is not a douche, nor am I a doormat. He and I joke about my "wifely duties". I certainly wouldn't let any man tell me that I "have" to do something like that.

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Calyx_fml 21

I'm shocked hat so many guys don't love going down on their woman. I think it's the best thing ever. Give me a plump pair of meat curtains to feast on and I'm happy for hours (yes, hours).

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downtime 12

37, To be fair, you did make it sound like your husband demands it of you. While uncalled for, I can see where your message would have been misunderstood.

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HaraAishi 8

81, I've noticed that but my man doesn't like it for a reason that is entirely my fault.

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HaraAishi 8

118, I'm pretty sure that'll be in my vows. :|

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unknown_user5566 26

88- I can see where the misunderstanding occured, however I meant my comment to have a joking undertone. You are right though, I certainly could have made myself more clear. As you said, it was still an overreaction, though.

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evebright 5

I just don't. I told him if he gets one, its cuz I really want to. It's rare. Makes it more special. My ex hubby ruined them for me. Ain't that a shame?

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raugusta 1

You should have just gave him a lick, and said "I plan on ordering off the dollar menu", you get what u pay for :)

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HaraAishi 8

24, Yess. Love the idea. "-lick.- I'm not that hungry."

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Enslaved 36

If you are not giving him head, some other girl will. I'm kidding/sorta

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