Neighbours, Noise and ACAB: Neighbours from hell

Neighbours from hell

By Anonymous - 02/12/2021 17:01

Today, despite not having noisy kids, barking dogs or do I play loud music, yet apparently I still cause enough noise by walking around and watching TV that the neighbours called the cops with a noise complaint. The cops actually came. Since when is living quietly in my own home a police matter? FML

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By CAchickadee - 29/05/2011 04:27 - United States

Today, I was singing while unloading my dishwasher. I heard a knock on the door and went to answer it only to find the police telling me they received noise complaints from my neighbors. I live next-door to my parents. FML

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By Barking Mad - 04/08/2013 11:21 - Australia - Revesby

Today, I got several noise complaints from various neighbours about my "dog that won't stop barking". I don't own a dog, my neighbour owns the noisy dog. She sent me a complaint as well. FML

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Asshats everywhere

By 404 justice not found - 21/04/2016 19:15 - United States - Whitehall

Today, I've suffered 3 months of my neighbor blasting his music so loud, it shakes my apartment floor. None of my noise complaints are ever followed up, but the moment I give him a piece of my mind, he calls the cops, and they threaten me with jail time over a few curse words. FML

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By Angry Mob - 01/02/2013 06:09 - Australia - Sydney

Today, most of my neighbours came to my house in an angry mob to complain about my dog barking. I don't have a dog. FML

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By freshman - 25/03/2011 23:05 - Canada

Today, to make my dorm neighbours think I'm popular, I blasted music and screamed at the top of my lungs so it sounded like I was having a party. My residence manager slapped me with a noise violation, and demanded to come in to make sure we weren't drinking. I had to explain why I was by myself. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2015 15:56 - United States - West Babylon

Today, I found out my upstairs neighbors filed a noise complaint against me for banging on the ceiling every night. They conveniently left out the part where they constantly stomp, shout, and do stuff that sounds like they're dropping bricks to the floor every night. FML

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By anonymous - 25/10/2016 04:29 - United States - Chagrin Falls

Today, I got a citation from my landlord because my puppy couldn't make it to the grass and peed in the shrubs. Later in the evening, I got a citation that my music was too loud. Until I'd submitted my 30-day notice yesterday, no one ever had a problem with me FML

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By fuck your music - 16/07/2019 07:30 - United States

Today, I finally got tired of my neighbors constantly blaring their obnoxious rap music all hours of the day and night. Trying to be funny, I put Baby Shark on a loop and turned my speakers all the way up. They called the cops on me. FML

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By fineillpissthebedthen - 07/02/2013 22:56 - Denmark - ?lborg

Today, my downstairs neighbours screamed at me for making so much noise that I woke their children up and made them cry. The noise was the sound of a loose floorboard shifting as I crept to my bathroom, and again on my way back to bed. They've sworn to get me evicted. FML

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By Exhausted - 28/11/2011 06:07 - Iran Islamic Republic of

Today, I was called an 'inconsiderate scum bucket' by my neighbour because I allowed my loud alarm to go on too long before silencing it. The only reason that I sleep through my alarm is because I have to wear earplugs as they have their TV on maximum volume until 4am. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Friday 3 December 2021 2:20

Maybe they are the Fun Police and your boring lifestyle is bumming out the neighborhood.

ashlston 12

Friday 3 December 2021 3:55

**** your neighbors

Comments

wiisushebe 14

Thursday 2 December 2021 20:10

As someone who lives under people I feel their pain not yours.

Stranded 0

Saturday 4 December 2021 4:35

Then maybe try moving? There is no reason for someone to call the police unless it is truly an emergency. Wasting resources of a community over something so petty is ridiculous.

RichardPencil 30

Friday 3 December 2021 2:20

Maybe they are the Fun Police and your boring lifestyle is bumming out the neighborhood.

ashlston 12

Friday 3 December 2021 3:55

**** your neighbors

Kevin Fletcher 10

Sunday 5 December 2021 1:22

If the police are called, they are required to show up no matter what. At least that’s how I understand it

rotflqtms_ 21

Saturday 11 December 2021 3:15

Not always apparently. My sister called the cops after someone crashed into her. She wasn't feeling hurt at the time and when they asked if anyone was injured, she said no. They never came. Her vehicle is totaled, so is her back. No police report. She didn't go to the police station to get one either. The doctor wouldn't see her until she went to one and lied saying she fell instead of someone crashed into her.