Fair enough

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Dallas

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Today, my long-term boyfriend insisted on me going down on him. When I asked what he would do in return, he said, "I was thinking McDonald's." FML
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SkoomaKi 27

If you like McDonald's, then I see no problem. Or you could do a 69, you would both get something at the same time. Its a win win either option!

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robz0rz 0

Doesn't quite sound like a win-win situation.

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michelele 0

a bj for mickE Ds that's wack!! you should of slapped him!!

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GrimyEmu 3

YDI. Nobody should have to beg for a ******** in a relationship. Not giving them doesn't make you classier or whatever than people who don't. (my opinion)

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TheMathMajor 26

I don't want to burst your bubble, but a lot of women don't find it appealing at all, not just because they might think its not "classy" or however you put it. Nobody should have to grimace through something they don't want to do (my opinion).

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nahbean13 3

Nobody should feel pressured to do something they're uncomfortable with in a relationship. (my opinion)

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JAB2010 1

2 - and you know eventually he'll stop 'paying you back', right? lol

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Dixbfloppin 11

McDonald's is the shittiest excuse of a fast food restaurant ever.

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1x1y 12

Insisted??? Hell no!!!!

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Sanch101 7

It does sound very dubious. If she does not want to do it she has the right not to.

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bstudds 1

this romantic proposition sounds like a good marketing idea for McDonalds! new commercial?... I think so! ;)

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nerd380 1

All the women think this is wrong, but the men think it's a hell of a deal.

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HaraAishi 8

At least he was willing to barter. I just get, "I'd really love a ******** right now" after not sleeping.

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dead_insects 18

Everyone is acting like giving a BJ is a horrible chore!! I could do it all day, its a reward in itself ^_^

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jlperry31 10

Long term and u haven't gave head yet shocks me. Hell that comes before anything

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