Sex, Fast food and Intimacy: Fair enough

Fair enough

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Dallas

Today, my long-term boyfriend insisted on me going down on him. When I asked what he would do in return, he said, "I was thinking McDonald's." FML

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SkoomaKi 27

Thursday 26 July 2012 23:19

If you like McDonald's, then I see no problem. Or you could do a 69, you would both get something at the same time. Its a win win either option!

robz0rz 0

Thursday 26 July 2012 23:16

Doesn't quite sound like a win-win situation.

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KrazieKleo 13

Friday 27 July 2012 2:08

59- I don't approve of your approval....

jgriff79 23

Friday 27 July 2012 2:11

Tell him you were thinking of Burger king. You want a WHOPPER!

jayfreeman80 0

Friday 27 July 2012 2:38

Good for him!!!!!

Leslier_fml 4

Friday 27 July 2012 2:54

So give him a sloppy bj...you know his moneys worth.

seanc722 2

Friday 27 July 2012 3:07

I would have said go down on you in return. If that wasnt good enough I would have said that I wouldn't go get someone else to do it instead...

alohalili 0

Friday 27 July 2012 3:26

Omg this is the funniest shit ever!!!

Urpoppy 21

Friday 27 July 2012 3:27

Sit on his face and give him something to eat. That would seem fair.

akinsel2 6

Friday 27 July 2012 3:32

If you two are really that repulsed at the idea of going down on each other maybe it's time that this "long-term" relationship came to an end...

redwingsfan88 9

Friday 27 July 2012 3:46

Have fun with the mcshits later.

KiddNYC1O 20

Friday 27 July 2012 3:55

He'd toss your salad.

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