Embarrassing, Vacation, Underwear, Camping and Football: Dropped the ball

Dropped the ball

By TrueStories - 13/04/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to a football sleepover with all of my teammates. I felt something near the bottom of my sleeping bag, and I pulled it up with my foot. My entire team watched me pull out a red thong. My parents had been on a camping trip the week before. FML

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You deserved it 4 136

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By rob - 23/11/2008 10:59 - France

Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 354

You deserved it 4 515

By fetch boy.. - 05/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Bellmore

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 518

You deserved it 18 314

By DangerZone - 12/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 947

You deserved it 5 112

By volleyballgirl - 28/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 961

You deserved it 32 693

By asdfghjkl - 10/02/2010 19:20 - United States

Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML

I agree, your life sucks 9 760

You deserved it 26 106

Bad boy

By darlingditz - 02/04/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of my huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML

I agree, your life sucks 71 508

You deserved it 12 530

Run run run!

By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 20:33 - United States - Roseburg

Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 510

You deserved it 3 641

By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 05:29 - United States - Lewis Center

Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML

I agree, your life sucks 43 272

You deserved it 6 999

By Mackdaddy - 07/02/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I was at basketball practice and my coach asked me how my knee was. When I lifted my pants to show him, my cheetah print thong that had been stuck inside the pants from the dryer flew out to the ground. FML

I agree, your life sucks 30 051

You deserved it 9 066

By Anonymous - 25/06/2010 09:36 - United States

Today, was the third day of my camping trip with my "friends". I woke up in my boxers with my hand glued to my forehead. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 373

You deserved it 5 688

boomBOOMshake 0

Monday 13 April 2009 15:59

You should have just played it off as the thong being from a girl who you had sex with, obvious thing to do in that awkward situation.

sebastian406 0

Monday 13 April 2009 16:00

Yeah.. but for all they know it's from the girl that you nailed the other night. They have no idea it's your parent's unless you told them.

Comments

sh33zy 0

Monday 13 April 2009 18:14

football sleepover = toal gayness

Seegtease 0

Monday 13 April 2009 18:15

If you didn't play off that by making it seem like it was from a girl you boinked, you're a fool. I hope you did... but then again, if you did, I doubt you'd be posting here. Fail.

Zombievirus 0

Monday 13 April 2009 18:26

That happend to me once except the thong was stuck to my P.E shorts.....

Neenertastic 0

Monday 13 April 2009 18:31

it's the football team sleepover party that's making me laugh so hard, not the thong that was left in the bag!

FMLSTL 0

Monday 13 April 2009 18:40

This is only gross if your mom isn't attractive. Otherwise, your teammates might like the idea of seeing the thong.

ZiggyMorrison 0

Monday 13 April 2009 18:51

actually I'm a pretty open minded guy I accept your life style decisions

marcusaurelius 0

Monday 13 April 2009 18:55

football players have sleepovers? ooooookay...

CaptainPat 0

Monday 13 April 2009 18:57

Football? in April? starting a little early aren't we?

Dukedj 0

Monday 13 April 2009 18:57

I wouldn't sleep in that sleeping bag if I were you. Where you were putting your face might have been where your dad blew his load on your mom's face lol! Lol but seriously. #28. Defensive much? Football sleepovers ARE gay. Statistics show that actually 1/3 former Football players had homosexual encounters. Click on the website. I wouldn't want to be at that sleepover lol.