Embarrassing, Vacation, Underwear, Camping and Football: Dropped the ball

Dropped the ball

By TrueStories - 13/04/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I went to a football sleepover with all of my teammates. I felt something near the bottom of my sleeping bag, and I pulled it up with my foot. My entire team watched me pull out a red thong. My parents had been on a camping trip the week before. FML

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You deserved it 4 136

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Same thing different taste

By rob - 23/11/2008 10:59 - France

Today, my mum prepared my bag for football practice. In the changing room I found one of her thongs. FML

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You deserved it 4 515

By fetch boy.. - 05/08/2013 05:28 - United States - Bellmore

Today, my boyfriend's parents found out we had a sleepover while they were on vacation. His dog had retrieved the underwear I had unknowingly left and brought them to his mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 518

You deserved it 18 314

By DangerZone - 12/11/2009 03:05 - United States

Today, I was playing football for my school. I had the ball and was running down the sideline. The guy behind pulled my flag off along with my shorts and boxers. I dove to try to escape and I happened to land on the hottest girl in the class who was on the sideline. I had no pants on. FML

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You deserved it 5 112

By volleyballgirl - 28/02/2010 01:11 - United States

Today, at my volleyball tournament I was extremely pumped to start playing so I went to take my sweats off and everybody began to stare at me then I looked down to come to realize I had no spandex on, just a thong. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 961

You deserved it 32 693

By asdfghjkl - 10/02/2010 19:20 - United States

Today, after getting home from school, I realized I'd tucked my shirt into my underwear this morning. I'm fairly certain everyone got a good look at my lime green underwear. FML

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You deserved it 26 106

Bad boy

By darlingditz - 02/04/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, I was babysitting for a new family. While the father was telling me about bed times and how to reach him, their dog started humping my leg. As I tried to discreetly push the dog away, his paw got caught in the pocket of my huge sweatpants, pulling them down. I was wearing a thong. FML

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You deserved it 12 530

Run run run!

By Anonymous - 25/07/2013 20:33 - United States - Roseburg

Today, I went camping with my family. While I was using the shower house, my sister decided it'd be hilarious to run off with my clothes and towel. I ran back to the camper, completely naked, only for my parents to bitch me out for streaking. FML

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You deserved it 3 641

By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 05:29 - United States - Lewis Center

Today, the kids I was babysitting somehow found a pair of my underwear. They asked if they could use them to go parachuting. FML

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You deserved it 6 999

By Mackdaddy - 07/02/2010 14:21 - United States

Today, I was at basketball practice and my coach asked me how my knee was. When I lifted my pants to show him, my cheetah print thong that had been stuck inside the pants from the dryer flew out to the ground. FML

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You deserved it 9 066

By Anonymous - 25/06/2010 09:36 - United States

Today, was the third day of my camping trip with my "friends". I woke up in my boxers with my hand glued to my forehead. FML

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You deserved it 5 688

boomBOOMshake 0

Monday 13 April 2009 15:59

You should have just played it off as the thong being from a girl who you had sex with, obvious thing to do in that awkward situation.

sebastian406 0

Monday 13 April 2009 16:00

Yeah.. but for all they know it's from the girl that you nailed the other night. They have no idea it's your parent's unless you told them.

Comments

jams441 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 1:45

I have just one question. Why is ur football team having a sleepover???? R u guys gay?

weeeezy 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 2:03

hahahahaha, i agree with everyone who said to say it was from a girl you hooked up with ;)

ams116 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 2:40

wow, you have some ****** up parents. Tell them to get their own ******* sleeping bag!

Ashfungo 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:34

FYL FYL FYL oh man that is so gross. But who the **** has football sleepovers? Unless you mean soccer sleepover and your a girl.

whynotlive 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:43

ahhaahhahha ouch

sensual_kidney 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:53

thats your que to puke EVERYWHERE

sensual_kidney 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 3:55

(the real ending): then i puked on everything from the thought of sleeping in my parents juices. FML

Kallo_fml 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 4:24

Dude! omglolroflmao.. your parents have had sex! omglol. I wish they've never done that.

uj_fml 4

Tuesday 14 April 2009 4:45

shoulda told them it was yours

XOfiestypixie 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 4:48

#66 is the only one who thought that the OP could've meant soccer instead of what North American's refer to as football? (I'm Canadian by the way, so I won't deny that I first thought the OP was talking about our version of football as well) The OP could quite easily be British and quite possibly a girl; but even if they're not, it doesn't necessarily make them gay. Grow up and cut out the gay comments. If a coach tells a team to do something, and the team is REALLY dedicated, they do it. It doesn't matter what it is. And if you REALLY think it's gay for a male football team to have a sleepover together, think about this: if the sleepover is so apparently gay, how about when teams shower after practice/games? They're naked in the showers with very little to cover them, and are half-to-fully naked when they exit the shower to finish changing (by half i mean covered by a towel). Couldn't that be considered gay too?