Sex, Weird, Relatable and Intimacy: Doggy style

Doggy style

By failuretolaunch2 - 26/02/2015 03:31 - United States

Today, my boyfriend managed to orgasm by humping my leg. I'm beginning to think I'm dating a puppy. FML

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By blah - 02/06/2020 23:00

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend, he started humping my leg and said, "I'm gonna hump the fatness out of you and make you beautiful." FML

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Bad boy

By a-non - 02/02/2009 15:57 - United States

Today, I realized that the dog humping my leg was the most action I've gotten in months. FML

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Not helping

By Anonymous - 19/06/2022 06:00 - Spain

Today, i told my boyfriend that I wasn't feeling emotionally well, and wanted cuddles. He proceeded to hump my leg. FML

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Humping

By needanotherbed - 28/05/2014 14:21 - United Kingdom - Ipswich

Today, I climbed into bed with my sleeping boyfriend after a long shift at work. He immediately rolled over, clamped my leg between his knees, and started viciously humping it. This is the fourth time now, and he still doesn't believe that he even does it. FML

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By woof woof?? - 15/06/2013 20:26 - Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, I was making love to my boyfriend, when he discovered that if he hits a certain area just right, my leg starts shaking like a dog. Now he won't stop patting my head and saying, "Who's a good girl?!" FML

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Woof woof

By kjdhfakjs - 20/05/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML

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By loserllamalick - 07/10/2013 14:32 - United States - Rochester

Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/09/2012 05:30 - Canada - Campbell River

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. It would have been a lot sexier had our chihuahua not decided to rim his ass as he thrust into me, causing him to break out into a case of the giggles. FML

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By Noname - 09/03/2009 17:04 - Canada

Today, I was rubbing my dog's belly. He seemed to be enjoying it, his penis "came out". My boyfriend was walking by and said "at least you turn someone on." FML

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Sexy catboys rule my life

By verno02 - 10/08/2010 23:58 - Canada

Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML

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Queensland 27

Thursday 26 February 2015 10:49

And you just... Let him hump your leg?

james98e 15

Thursday 26 February 2015 10:48

At least he'll always be loyal if he's like a dog?

Comments

Calingaladha 21

Friday 27 February 2015 9:51

Hey, at least he likes you. My boyfriend once started humping me in his sleep.

lmbachman 23

Friday 27 February 2015 16:36

Sometimes I wish for it to be like that so I can just go to sleep ...

lmbachman 23

Friday 27 February 2015 16:38

Sometimes I wish for it to be like that so I can just go to sleep ...

bunny409 14

Saturday 28 February 2015 13:54

my bf does the same thing when we're sleeping. Haha i have to hit him to make him stop

theRookie02 11

Saturday 28 February 2015 20:29

If he feels attracted to you.. Be happy better than him humping some other girls leg

GreyTulip8763 13

Sunday 1 March 2015 21:52

Brings a whole new meaning to the phrase "doggy style"

clumsy_asian 5

Saturday 21 March 2015 8:51

Hahaha sorry this post just made me laugh really hard! I am sorry to hear he does that though :/

zombiesiren 11

Monday 23 March 2015 5:03

Awww how adorable

AwkwardKarma 18

Thursday 24 September 2015 23:29

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