Doggy style

By failuretolaunch2 - 26/02/2015 03:31 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend managed to orgasm by humping my leg. I'm beginning to think I'm dating a puppy. FML
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james98e 15

At least he'll always be loyal if he's like a dog?

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LetMeSleepPlease 23

That's actually kind of cute, in a weird way.

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austinn_lynn 10

By any means necessary you shall ******

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mishwarner 14

Why are you with him? Can't imagine from the fml that he understands mutual sexual pleasure or that he could last long enough to manage it

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jay_ladybug 19

Consider it his way of marking his territory.

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failuretolaunch2 18

I didn't know that he would actually be able to achieve an ****** by merely humping my leg. So we tested the theory. Sometimes the best way to learn is first hand (first leg?) experience.

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sneezy_peasy 8

if your shoes start to show up with teeth marks on them it might be time to move on.. ?

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mischiefkel 17

This reminds me of the hotel scene with justin timberlake in the movie 'bad teacher' Cracks me up XD

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