Dirty talk

By Anonymous - 14/03/2010 07:54 - United States

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Today, I was in bed with my boyfriend, in the middle of foreplay, and somehow out of my mouth came, "I want to be inside you." I'm a woman. FML
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amy996 0

weird???? are u positive that yoyr a woman?u dnt have to lie u know.

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TheSexynator 0

did u then offer him a cockmeat sanwich?

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SirWhatsHisFace 0

Just lube your face and stick your head in his asshloe. Problem solved.

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karina_said 0

lmfao! hahaha whhatt the heck?!^ hahah. thats crazy(:

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gregsdaman 0

we've got ourselves a WINNER!!!

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tylerb805 0

u sure you don't have a penis? maybe it's hiding and waiting to come out. crouching tiger hidden penis

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ashlynn610 12

hahahaha like a turtle head!!! lmfao idk

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fisheatsbear 6

today my girlfriend told me that she wants to be inside me... FML

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perdix 29

Perhaps you have a really large clit, and you are fantasizing about giving it to him in the poop chute? In the throes of passion, the laws of physics and decency get bent.

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FYLDeep 25

Sounds like OP's boyfriend is about to get bent... over.

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KurouTenshi 0

@43 LMAO yes!!! ******* yes!!

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sugarbabyxoxo 2

@ perdix omfg lmao gross

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demoon_fml 7

kuroutenshi, fyldeep, and perdix ftw. You guys rock.

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ashlynn610 12

and meeeeeeeee don't forget meeeeeeeee

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FYLDeep 25

You want to get bent over?

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ashlynn610 12

lmao no... I was saying that I rock.

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FYLDeep 25

I may be able to help otherwise. You over 18?

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lota 0

woohoo this means buttsecks :D

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rebel1 0

akward.. haha u could always have gone for anal after?? X-)

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