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By probablydeadbymidnight - 01/07/2012 22:57 - United States

Today, I exchanged pictures with a guy I met online, whose devotion to his family really impressed me. In his picture, he was wearing clown makeup, holding a huge knife to his throat with one hand, and an ICP album in the other. All this with a psychopathic grin on his face. FML
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DocBastard 38

Unfortunately, his "family" is all the other idiot juggalos. Just be glad you've never met him in person, block his email address, and move the hell on.

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the_smart_way 10

Why don't I read fmls properly... Sorry people, I will accept my failure and leave now :(

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rcgirl2 11

You exchanged pictures with Pennywise the clown from It?

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flockz 19

sounds like he wants to entertain you as he cuts your steak. no worries.

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ICastillo 24

ICP sucks!! Op just don't talk to that fool no more.

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kaelynmartin 3

Just beacause you don't like ICP don't make juggalos fools you ass and it dont mean that ICP sucks either.. **** some of there songs are better then some of the shit that comes on the radio

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haycassidy 7

Sensitive, sensitive.

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PYLrulz 17

Too bad the Juggalo didn't decide to slide that knife across his throat

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jblight1987 2

As a juggalo, I don't frankly care what people say about me, or how much hate may be thrown upon me. This guy clearly had the intention of frightening the receiver of his picture. Whether or not he is a " true " juggalo, who stands for family love respect and God, or one of the fake ass " gang " juggalos who think its all about violence, cannot be determined by a picture, but by his attitude and actions. Don't assume that because he sends a creepy, ****** up picture, that he is a bad person. To any other " true " juggalos and lettes who may read this, whoop whoop!

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DocBastard 38

Yes, I'm absolute positive this guy, who sent a picture of himself holding a huge knife to his throat, is all for family, love, and respect.

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olpally 32

Cool story, bro... Don't tell it again... Lol.

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TarieBoo 2

uhhhm okay..since youre a juggalo i guess can you or someone explain what they are? not just what they stand for and why they use that creepy clown and a symbol??

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nelii89131 6

Whoop whoop! Who's goin chicken huntin?

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JuggaloForLif3 0

Whoop Whoop!! MMFWCL Homie!

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nevershoutkendal_fml 10

69- It's a strong following of the rap band thingy called ICP. Which is Insane Clown Posse. People I normally try to avoid.

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kaelynmartin 3

More like poop poop on your face ya ****** dick muncher

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unknown_user5566 26

108- You are not a pleasant person. Edit: Seems that the mods deleted her comment. Disregard mine. :)

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toriarawr 9

I agree with you. My boyfriend is a juggallo an he's the most amazing guy I kno.

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Lette_4_Life 2

whoop whoop!! much love fam

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spazzattack 0

Whoop whoop. Mmfwcl. (: thank you for being a REAL juggalo!!!!!!!!!!

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leeshasuckit 1

whoop whoop!

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pieceoschmidt 8

99: Wrong. ICP is only one group within the psychopathic label. 24 is right, plain and simple. **** what you say and what you think, we are who we are, while you're hating us why don't you go ahead hate the blacks, Jews, or gays for that matter.. MMWCL since '02 bitches. Go ahead and hate. I know you want to..you need it.

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UniqueGummyBear 8

to the guy who asked for an explanation: juggalos and juggalettes are a family. we all originally came together through the music of ICP, Twiztid, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Dark Lotus, Boondox, ABK, and many more. As the fondness of this music grew, people forged friendships. These friendships turned in to promises of protection and loyalty to each other as the band's promoted love and understanding. The term Juggalo was created by ICP (Insane clown posse). anyone who represents the name Juggalo is showing unconditional love and support for anyone else that also carries the name. The clown faces come from the 6 Joker cards, one from each original ICP Album. we wear it because it represents only what people see of us- wicked and different. We're freaks to the public because of the lyrics in our preferred music, and so wicked clowns we'll be. All Juggalos are, is a big group of homies with a bad connotation because of a few idiots. WHOOP WHOOP

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torresaaron24 0

Whoop whoop, that's my fam right there

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MakeTodayADTR 20

Says the guy holding an assault rifle. Get a life.

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KawiRacer69 5

its not an assault rifle. its a plastic piece of shit in the fishing section of wal-mart

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Wal-Mart sells plastic pieces of shit now? Impressive, it looks like now you can get everything at Wal-Mart nowadays.

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lette4life959 10

WHOOP WHOOP! mmfwcl

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unknown_user5566 26

140- That they do! Just be careful of kids randomly pissing all over the floors. I hear their employees don't like cleaning up those messes. ;)

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leeshasuckit 1

whoop whoop!

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