Dogs, Creepy, Creepypasta, Cats and Animals: Creepy backyard

Creepy backyard

By L.Lime05 - 08/08/2010 23:27 - United States

Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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By catstew - 02/10/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, my mother's beloved cat died and we thought it would be nice to bury it in the back yard. I came home from work and while walking to the door saw that the cat had been dug up and partially eaten by the local raccoons and strays. FML

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The disrespect

By Anonymous - 20/07/2021 11:01

Today, I visited my mom at the graveyard first thing in the morning. Not even 24 hours after the funeral, someone’s dog had taken a massive, liquidy shit all over her grave. FML

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Good boy

By Anonymous - 06/10/2023 19:30 - Canada

Today, I took my dog to the park. It had recently rained, and he started rolling in something unidentifiable. When I got home, I discovered it was a mixture of mud and who knows what else. Now my house smells like a swamp. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 13:05 - Austria

Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML

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By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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By Ellencrazee - 13/08/2011 10:22 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from holiday, only to find my house full of small decomposing animals, courtesy of my cat. FML

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By holyshitsnacks - 18/03/2014 22:53 - Canada - Woodstock

Today, the snow in my backyard melted, revealing just how much dog shit accumulated underneath it this winter. FML

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By Mr Pippin - 09/09/2018 22:00

Today, after frolicking in some long grass near a lake, my dog got back in the car smelling strongly of poop. Upon further investigation, I discovered that a sewer had overflowed in the area. My dog rolled around in human faeces. FML

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By GlueAndCarrots - 20/08/2015 02:38 - Canada - Markham

Today, I told my daughter that we're going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog that we buried in our back yard last week so it can come along. FML

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gabbielove 0

Monday 9 August 2010 9:17

How many pets did you have?! That's a lot!

chippa 24

Monday 9 August 2010 9:21

...Exactly how many pets did you have (and kill)? o.O

Comments

loserboii 11

Monday 9 August 2010 9:42

sounds like the Fairly GodParents when Timy's pet gerbil(or whatever it was) came back to life and then at the end the other animals came back..good times :)

tigercoon 12

Monday 9 August 2010 10:48

lol yes that was the first thing I thought of :p very funny episode! Anyways yeah, my dog didn't wait for rain and floods. One time she just ran straight to the spot where we buried our dead hamster and dug it right up. And we buried it pretty deep. :/ FYL OP! But hurry up.

BitterLoser 0

Monday 9 August 2010 14:42

aren't you supposed to leave the skeletons in your closet?

nobodyxyouxknow 0

Monday 9 August 2010 9:44

fat chance

Jimboom 11

Monday 9 August 2010 9:53

Pwnd by mother nature. ;-)

munecatriste 0

Monday 9 August 2010 9:53

....your lucky they didn't come back to life and eat you...rawr.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Monday 9 August 2010 10:00

Are you sure it was the rain? Maybe you live next to a future Criminal Minds perp.

Spastastic 6

Monday 9 August 2010 16:41

Oh man, that's one of my favorite shows of all time. Another thing we have in common.

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Monday 9 August 2010 18:58

Ha! I have a secret nerdcrush on Reid (Reed?). But the strong and silent Hotch type is quite nice too. ;)

Spastastic 6

Monday 9 August 2010 19:18

Why secret? Mine is totally out in the open. And yeah, it's Reid.

MissCharlotte_fml 26

Wednesday 31 July 2013 22:46

Reid is so amazing!! Im in love with him. Also, am I the only one wkth a secret crush on Morgan?

curzy 6

Monday 9 August 2010 10:22

ydi for digging a shallow shitty grave.

capilot 10

Monday 9 August 2010 20:20

Exactly. This is why most municipalities have rules about burying dead animals on your property.

stlphil 0

Monday 9 August 2010 10:30

Clean it up before your dog figures out what's going to happen to him.

capilot 10

Monday 9 August 2010 20:23

If only the dog could talk. "Look, I'm really sorry about the chewed-up slippers, and the mess on the rug. I also promise to stop with the late-night barking. And believe me, NO more problems on bath day. I swear. And I'll never chase the Johnsons' cat again. "Ummm, do you mind if I ask: what did the other animals do?